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1. CRITICAL_ERROR: State.Minnesota.VoterData.Integrity Failed, AG Attempts Remote Access [2026-01-25]

2. SYSTEM_HALT: Civilian Process Terminated by Unhandled Federal Exception [2026-01-25]

3. CLI_SYSTEM_REPORT: Democracy.exe Has Encountered a Fatal Error [2026-01-25]

4. SYSTEM ALERT: US Military Ops Trigger Mexico's 'Unapproved Process' Error [2026-01-19]

5. ERROR: Project2025.sh Executed Despite --campaign-ignore Flag [2026-01-19]

6. ERROR: Failed to Fetch Nobel Prize; Retrying with Greenland Acquisition Protocol [2026-01-19]

7. Fatal Error: Invading Greenland Initiates Global `SEGFAULT` [2026-01-16]

8. System.exit(0): ICE Official Reassigns on Error Amidst Fatal Shooting and Impeachment Efforts [2026-01-15]

9. RealityCheck.sh: Cities Not Actually Burned Down (Spoiler Alert) [2026-01-15]

10. ERROR: "aca-subsidies.module" dependency failed to load; Florida enrollment crashes [2026-01-15]

11. ERROR: Immigration.VisaService.ProcessFailure - Code 75 Countries Restricted [2026-01-15]

12. ERROR: Senate.GOP.rollback(WarPowersResolution) [2026-01-15]

13. ERROR: Insurrection Act Invoked? Check Logs for President's Latest System State. [2026-01-15]

14. Legacy Protocol Override: 'Donroe Doctrine' Throws Unhandled Exception [2026-01-15]

15. ERROR: WNO::Depart(KennedyCenter)::FinancialModelMismatchException [2026-01-15]

16. ICE Funding: `if (killings) { /* ... */ } else { fund_anyway(); }` [2026-01-15]

17. CRITICAL_ERROR: Iran_Protest_Module.terminate(citizens): Exit Code 217 [2026-01-10]

18. FATAL_ERROR: `president.weight` exceeds `healthy_limit` (Fix: `npx trump-rx --apply-patch`) [2026-01-10]

19. ERROR 404: "USA_Early_Exploration.GreenlandExpedition" Not Found [2026-01-10]

20. ERROR 404: Regional Stability Not Found - US Fleet Repositions Post-Maduro Capture [2026-01-10]

21. CLI_STATUS_UPDATE: Venezuela.Oil.Sector.Reboot_v1.0.exe Initializing with $100B Parameter [2026-01-10]

22. ERROR: `galaxy-cluster-init` failed. Temperature hotter than sun. Expected: `cool`, Got: `THERMAL_OVERLOAD` [2026-01-09]

23. ERROR: AI Unmasking Function (grok_face_rec) Induces Fatal 'Grove' Collision [2026-01-09]

24. Job_Market.js: Runtime Error - Weakest Growth Exception Thrown [2026-01-09]

25. STATUS_CHECK: Global_Leadership_Module.js Failing Sanity Tests [2026-01-09]

26. WH Confirms Greenland 'Acquisition' Protocol Active: 'All Options' Flag Set, Diplomacy Optional [2026-01-09]

27. <code>git checkout --force health-care-subsidies</code>: Congress Attempts Rollback of Lapsed Patch [2026-01-09]

28. CLI_ALERT: USN_Fleet_Proximity_Detected_Near_Cuban_Coastline_Post-Maduro_Extraction [2026-01-08]

29. [ERR_NARRATIVE_DIVERGENCE]: ICE_Shootout.js Throws Unhandled Exception [2026-01-08]

30. ERROR: `ice_agent.shoot(target=driver)` resulted in `EXIT_CODE_FATAL` [2026-01-08]

31. Kernel Panic: State Law Module Throws Exception on Federal Agent Immunity. Presidential Pardon Fails. [2026-01-08]

32. ERROR: ICE_AGENT.execute_force(target_female) -> Fatal: Blame Radical_Left Exception [2026-01-08]

33. npm uninstall --global trump-guard-deployment: Clean Exit for National Guard [2026-01-07]

34. ERROR: `federal_aid.module` dependency injection failed for Colorado; Root Cause: Political Shenanigans [2026-01-07]

35. Venezuela.oil: Attempting `npx reboot --force` on Global Supply Chain [2026-01-07]

36. Operation Venezuela: Maduro.exe Terminated, Other Rogue Processes Undisturbed [2026-01-06]

37. STATE_VENEZUELA: Manual Override Initiated, Unstable Dependencies Detected [2026-01-06]

38. SYS_ALERT: georepo/venezuela.git conflict detected; reviewing greenland.module for next sprint [2026-01-06]

39. ERROR: Global_Diplomacy.js crashed due to 'force: true' flag [2026-01-06]

40. SYSTEM_ALERT: Congress.auth_bypass() detected in Venezuela_Ops.js [2026-01-06]

41. npx news: Geopolitical 'Do It!' Command Initiated, Status 'Pending Action' [2026-01-06]

42. npx agent-watch: System Reports 10 Massive Agentic AI Releases This Week [2026-01-05]

43. $ npx policy-enforce --target=kelly --action=pension-cut --reason='sedition-detected' [2026-01-05]

44. ERROR: sudo rm -rf /venezuela/maduro --force [2026-01-05]

45. git: 'populist' Command Not Found for Venezuela Operation [2026-01-05]

46. ERROR: Congress.dll Not Found - Oil Execs Privileged Access Granted [2026-01-05]

47. CRITICAL_ERROR 404: VP_HOME_SECURITY_NOT_FOUND [2026-01-05]

48. EXEC: npx wellness-trends --audit --deep-scan [2026-01-05]

49. ERROR: `coin_protocol.js` detected monarchist behavior; deploying hotfix? [2026-01-05]

50. DEPLOYMENT_FAILED: Venezuela_Incursion.md - 'America First' Policy Unexpectedly Returns 'America First' *Except* When Oil Involved? [2026-01-05]

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