1. Command

$ npx news ice-sheahan-exit-amid-chaos --verbose

2. Output

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*  SYSTEM ALERT: High-Level Personnel *
*  Reassignment Detected!             *
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INFO: U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem has officially endorsed senior ICE official Madison Sheahan, who is now transitioning from her role to pursue a congressional bid.

INFO: Sheahan, previously the No. 2 official at ICE and Deputy Director since last March, is considered a close ally to Secretary Noem.

WARN: This "smooth transition" occurs amid significant operational turbulence. Secretary Noem faces mounting criticism over her department's handling of an ICE shooting in Minneapolis, which tragically resulted in the death of Renee Nicole Good.

ERROR: An out-of-control ICE agent, Jonathan Ross, allegedly used a "disgusting 3-word slur" before shooting Ms. Good five times. This event has triggered thousands of protests nationally and internationally, demanding accountability and criminal charges against the agent.

DEBUG: "Terrific leader," says Noem. Initiating sentiment analysis on "terrific" vs. "agency in chaos." Divergence detected.

INFO: In a public statement, Secretary Noem praised Sheahan as a "terrific leader" and "work horse," stating she would be a "great defender of freedom" in Congress. Sheahan, in turn, thanked President Trump and Noem for their "commitment to defend the homeland."

DEBUG: 28-year-old Sheahan's appointment was controversial. Prior experience included aide to Noem and Secretary of Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries. Law enforcement experience: null.

ERROR: Democratic lawmakers, led by Rep. Robin Kelly (D-Ill.), have introduced articles of impeachment against Secretary Noem for obstruction of Congress, violation of public trust, and self-dealing, with backing from 70 Congressmembers.

WARN: DHS spokesperson dismissed impeachment efforts as "silly," suggesting Rep. Kelly should focus on "cleaning up her crime-ridden Chicago district" instead of "showmanship." Resource allocation priority mismatch suspected.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

FATAL_ERROR: Unhandled_Exception_In_Leadership_Module:
> Target: DHS.Secretary.Noem.Endorsements(MadisonSheahan)
> CallStack:
    at ICE.Agent.JonathanRoss.FireWeapon(ReneeNicoleGood target) in minneapolis.cpp:line 123
    at Protestor.Community.EventHandler.OnFatalShooting(Location: Minneapolis) in public_sentiment_engine.js:line 45
    at Lawmaker.Democrats.InitiateImpeachment(SecretaryNoem target) in legislative_branch.py:line 789
    at DHS.PublicRelations.SpinDoctor(ImpeachmentArticles data) in crisis_management.go:line 303
    at System.Corruption.Propagate() in root_kernel.c:line 0xDEADBEEF
> Cause: Context switching failure and critical dependency mismanagement.
> Message: Attempted to call 'praise_ally()' while 'public_trust_level' was at CRITICAL_LOW.
> Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic!

The system attempted to execute a praise_ally() function call during a critical `fatal_incident()` rollback state.

This led to a cascading failure across multiple modules, including PublicSentimentEngine and LegislativeBranch, ultimately resulting in an unhandled `ImpeachmentArticles` exception.

It appears the `ErrorHandlingService` (DHS PR) merely returned "silly" instead of proper mitigation, further exacerbating the system's instability.

4. Patch Notes

• - REFACTOR: Key ICE personnel 're-prioritized' to a new congressional branch, attempting to offload controversial dependencies.
• - BUG: Fatal agent actions (CVE-2026-ICE-SHOOTING) remain unaddressed, leading to widespread community protests and security vulnerabilities.
• - NEW_FEATURE: Impeachment proceedings initiated against Secretary Noem (v1.0-alpha). Early feedback suggests high adoption rate from opposition.
• - DEPRECATED: Public trust in government agencies continues to decline. Consider EOL for current PR strategies.
• - FIXED_ISSUE: None. Seriously, none.
• - KNOWN_ISSUE: Political rhetoric module still outputs "silly" for critical errors. Working on a hotfix.