1. Command

$ npx news trump venezuela-invasion --debug --force-push

2. Output

INFO: Initializing foreign policy module...

INFO: Loading U.S. Presidency context: Donald J. Trump (Republican), Vice-President: JD Vance.

DEBUG: Analyzing historical "populist" claims by Sen. J.D. Vance (2023) and Sen. Rand Paul (2024) regarding Trump's non-interventionist stance.

DEBUG: Reviewing DNI Tulsi Gabbard's 2024 statement on ending "regime change or nation-building."

ERROR: FATAL EXCEPTION: Unhandled foreign policy event detected. Last week, President Trump initiated a brazenly illegal military assault on Caracas, Venezuela.

"This operation directly contradicts all previously documented 'populist' rhetoric. System integrity compromised."

WARN: Policy alignment discrepancy: Former "populist" supporters now experiencing significant cognitive_dissonance.DLL errors.

INFO: Economic impact assessment:

• [+1] Hedge fund billionaire Bill Ackman: Venezuela war "will lower oil prices, which is good for America."
• [+1] Jeff Bezos editorial board: Hails invasion as "justice" and "technical prowess."
• [+1] Elon Musk: Proclaims war "a win for the world."

DEBUG: Wall Street opportunism module engaged. Democratic fundraiser Charles Myers organizing post-Maduro "field trip" for asset managers to scout Venezuelan oil, gas, construction, and tourism investments.

WARN: Resource acquisition conflict: Politico reports Trump offered U.S. oil executives "reimbursement" for nationalized assets, conditional on taking control of oil fields.

ERROR: No takers after 10 days. Venezuelan oil infrastructure outdated; requires "tremendous investments" which companies are reluctant to make when high profits are available from low investment.

DEBUG: Current state presents a "bizarre spectacle" of imperialist war on behalf of executives reluctant to claim spoils.

ALERT: EXPANSION_VECTOR_DETECTED: Secretary of State Marco Rubio hints Cuba is next. Wife of Trump's "racism czar" Stephen Miller points to Greenland. Scope creep confirmed.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Stacktrace:

at policy.PopulistModule.init(populist_policy.js:12:5)

at foreign_policy_engine.execute(foreign_policy.c:87:1)

at system.Main.run(main.go:34:9)

Error: Segmentation fault: 'Populism' module attempted to access protected memory region 'WorkingClassInterests' with insufficient privileges.

Cause: Configuration mismatch. Expected `populist=true`, found `imperialist=true` after parameter update.

NullPointerException: Attempted to dereference null object at `promises.deliver_to_voters()`. Object was never initialized.

Panic! Unexpected behavior detected: Foreign policy decision-making reverted to pre-2016 Republican 'old guard' logic, despite explicit user configuration for 'new direction'.

Additional failures: The 'EpsteinFiles.dat' buffer overflow is causing system instability and data integrity issues, affecting public trust metrics.

4. Patch Notes

• - CRITICAL BUG: Populist policy framework confirmed as fraudulent, exhibiting Elite_Favor_Trading.DLL instead.
• - FEATURE ADDITION: Expanded imperialist foreign policy suite, including RegimeChange.Cuba and ResourceAcquisition.Greenland modules (experimental).
• - PERFORMANCE DEGRADATION: Economic indicators remain negative: high prices, rising unemployment, sustained hiring freeze.
• - SECURITY VULNERABILITY: Epstein_Files.zip continues to leak, creating significant reputational damage and legal exposure for the current administration.
• - OBSERVATION: Democratic Party leadership's alternative_solution.js still linked to same elite interests; risk of SelfSabotage.event remains high.
• - RECOMMENDATION: Strongly advise breaking with corrupt tradition for stable political system operation.