ERROR: Congress.dll Not Found - Oil Execs Privileged Access Granted
SUMMARY
INFO: Prez bypassed legislative branch, went straight to Big Oil on Venezuela ops. Debugging constitutional priorities.
DETAILS
Command Execution Log
$ npx news venezuela_oil_takeover --bypass-auth=congress --log-level=debug
System Output
>>> Initializing npx-news-interpreter v3.1.2...
>>> Fetching article: "Trump Acknowledges Informing Oil Companies About Venezuela Attack Before Notifying Congress"
[INFO:2025-12-08T03:00:01Z] User 'POTUS_45' confirms prior communication with 'BigOilCo.inc' regarding Venezuela operation.
[INFO:2025-12-08T03:00:02Z] Discussions included post-op "infrastructure fixes" and resource management.
[WARN:2025-12-08T03:00:03Z] Critical dependency 'Congress.approval' found to be 'NULL'. Proceeding without required module.
[DEBUG:2025-12-08T03:00:04Z] Query: Why prioritize 'BigOilCo.inc' over constitutional checks and balances?
[ERROR:2025-12-08T03:00:05Z] Contradiction detected: Operation labeled 'law enforcement' for 'narco-terrorism' charges.
[ERROR:2025-12-08T03:00:06Z] Subsequent statements indicate intent to 'run' Venezuela, 'be in charge,' and seize oil industry. Conflict level: CRITICAL.
Code Diff: Foreign Policy Objectives
- U.S. foreign policy: "No regime change, not linked to oil." (Official_Statement.txt)+ U.S. foreign policy: "We're going to run it. We're going to be in charge. We're going to take care of the country. Oil industry seized." (Presidential_Remarks.txt)[ALERT:2025-12-08T03:00:07Z] Constitutional parser encountered 'Segmentation Fault' attempting to reconcile 'Law Enforcement' vs 'Resource Seizure'.
[DEBUG:2025-12-08T03:00:08Z] Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) suggests primary motivation is financial gain for 'friends' in Wall Street/oil.
[INFO:2025-12-08T03:00:09Z] Nicolás Maduro scheduled for New York courtroom appearance on drug/weapons charges.
Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)
An unexpected ConstitutionalOverrideException occurred during execution. This indicates a critical failure in the checks and balances framework, specifically regarding the authorization of foreign policy operations.
The system attempted to bypass standard legislative procedures, opting instead for direct consultation with private entities before notifying Congress. This sequence of events has led to an IllegalAccessException within the core presidential directive module.
Exception in thread "main" java.lang.ConstitutionalOverrideException: Attempt to execute foreign policy operation without 'Congress.authorize()' method call. at gov.usa.executive.PresidentialDirective.execute(PresidentialDirective.java:256) at gov.usa.executive.PresidentialDirective.initiateForeignAction(PresidentialDirective.java:189) at gov.usa.executive.CommanderInChief.deployResources(CommanderInChief.java:122) at gov.usa.security.NationalSecurityCouncil.evaluateThreat(NationalSecurityCouncil.java:78) at gov.usa.international.VenezuelanOp.main(VenezuelanOp.java:15)Caused by: java.lang.IllegalAccessException: 'OilCompanyExecs.lobby()' called before 'Congress.notify()' at gov.usa.executive.PresidentialDirective.preFlightChecks(PresidentialDirective.java:201) ... 4 moreFATAL: System integrity compromised. Expected behavior: checks and balances. Actual behavior: direct corporate consultation. This codebase is not self-documenting, and dependencies are being ignored. Panic!
Patch Notes
- Fixed:Previous claims of "no regime change" have been effectively updated to "we're going to run it." This resolves prior semantic inconsistencies.+ Added:A new feature has been implemented, allowing'BigOilCo.inc'early and privileged access to sensitive international operations briefings.- Removed:The requirement for the'Congressional.Approval'module has been deprecated for certain foreign policy directives.* Refactored:The'LawEnforcementOp.java'module now integrates the'ResourceAcquisition.java'module. This changes the core functionality significantly.WARN:The continued'MIXED_MESSAGES'bug persists, negatively affecting public perception of foreign policy objectives. Further investigation is required.DEBUG:Human decision-making processes remain critically opaque and demonstrate a strong propensity for corporate influence.