1. Command

$ npx news president-diet-protocol --verbose --debug-level=3

2. Output

INFO: Executing president-diet-protocol.sh for current administration health status...

INFO: President Donald J. Trump (age 79) has issued a rare confession, stating he "probably should" consider GLP-1 weight-loss medications like Ozempic/Wegovy. This marks a significant deviation from previous statements where he reportedly mocked these as "the fat drugs".

INFO: During a January 7, 2026 interview with the New York Times, President Trump confirmed he has not yet utilized these injections but indicated a potential future adoption. He also disclosed a daily 325mg aspirin regimen for "thin" blood.

WARN: Historical health_metrics.log indicates president's weight at 240 lbs in 2023, classified as OBESE for 6ft 3in frame. Recent physical_report.2025-04-11 from Walter Reed shows a 20-pound reduction, to 224 lbs, reclassifying status to OVERWEIGHT (BMI 28.0). Progress detected, but threshold still breached.

ERROR: User input for fitness_routine consistently returns E_NULL_OR_EMPTY. President Trump explicitly stated (Wall Street Journal, Jan 2, 2026):

"I just don't like it. It's boring. To walk on a treadmill or run on a treadmill for hours and hours like some people do, that's not for me."

Manual override for 'health is perfect' flag detected despite sedentary lifestyle.

DEBUG: dietary_preferences.config reveals persistent parameters: high meat, multiple hamburgers and fries, numerous Diet Cokes. Partial carb_reduction_strategy observed: burgers consumed without buns. vegetable_intake parameter remains at 0, triggering NUTRITION_ADVISORY_WARNING since 2017.

INFO: Despite previous skepticism regarding GLP-1 efficacy ("The ones I've seen it hasn't worked so well"), President Trump has launched TrumpRx.gov. This initiative aims to drastically reduce costs for Ozempic and Wegovy, dropping to £270 ($350) for cash patients and £188 ($245) with a £38 ($50) copay for Medicare recipients starting April 2026. This follows his May 2025 'Most Favored Nation' Executive Order.

ALERT: INCONSISTENCY_DETECTED: Personal health choices appear divergent from public policy initiatives. Developer commentary: "It's like debugging legacy code you didn't write, then finding the author is also trying to optimize it... for everyone else."

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

ERROR: Uncaught MotivationMismatchException in `publicHealthPolicy.js`

at Object.evaluateLifestyleChoices (src/health/lifestyleTracker.js:42:12)

at Function.initiatePersonalIntervention (src/president/personalHealthModule.js:88:5)

at new PolicyEngine (src/policy/pharmaceuticalPolicy.js:15:9)

at main.js:7:1

MESSAGE: Expected User.motivation to align with Policy.objective. Instead, detected 'boring' for `fitness` and 'perfect' for `sedentary`, while `pharmaceutical_access` is being aggressively optimized. Potential `segmentation fault` if personal eating habits attempt to intersect with national health guidelines too closely.

DEBUG: It seems self_perception.override() has a higher precedence than `medical_recommendations.apply()`. Classic user error.

4. Patch Notes

• - NEW: Introduced TrumpRx.gov, a significant price reduction feature for GLP-1 medications. Access: `npm install @trump-admin/weight-loss-solution`
• - BUGFIX: Addressed `public_perception.obesity_status` by dropping 20 lbs, shifting from `OBESE` to `OVERWEIGHT`. Resolution incomplete, further optimization required.
• - REFACTOR: Internal `personal_health_strategy` now includes consideration of "fat drugs," a BREAKING_CHANGE from previous dismissals.
• - WONTFIX: `fitness_routine.enabled` remains `false`. User feedback: "It's boring." Prioritizing `fast_food.consumption` instead.
• - TODO: Monitor `burger_bun.status` for potential reintroduction. `vegetable_array.populate()` still pending.
• - DEPRECATED: Relying solely on "superior genes" for health maintenance, now partially superseded by `pharmaceutical_intervention_strategy`.