Command

$ npx news venezuela-oil-reboot --force --admin-override

Output

INFO: Initiating Venezuelan oil infrastructure reconstruction with a massive $100 billion investment. This operation follows a significant system event: the capture of former President Nicolás Maduro.

INFO: Vice President Delcy Rodríguez is now operating as interim president, under Washington's direct supervision. A new management interface has been deployed.

DEBUG: President Trump announced this via Truth Social, celebrating the release of 'large numbers of political prisoners.' He qualified this as 'a very important and intelligent gesture.'

Are we doing a `git reset --hard HEAD~1` on political stability?

WARN: The US administration will officially be 'in charge of the oil' to stabilize the economy. This implies a direct override of previous resource management protocols.

INFO: Funds generated from oil sales will be deposited into US-supervised accounts. This implements a new financial oversight module.

INFO: Secretary of Energy Chris Wright and Secretary of State Marco Rubio have outlined a three-phase plan: stabilization, recovery, and transition. This is designed to reorganize the industry and prevent internal collapse, acting as a critical system patch.

INFO: Petróleos de Venezuela S.A. (PDVSA) has confirmed negotiations with the US government for crude oil sales. These operations are structured 'under schemes similar to those in force with international companies, such as Chevron.'

Looks like a familiar API integration.

INFO: Fourteen major energy corporations are currently participating in a summit at the White House, coordinating the reconstruction efforts. Expect a robust dependency_injection strategy.

ERROR: Trump canceled a second 'wave of military attacks' against Venezuela. However, all military vessels 'will remain in their place for security reasons.'

Emergency rollback prevented, but security_watchdog remains active.

INFO: President Trump also confirmed an upcoming meeting with Nobel Peace Prize winner María Corina Machado. He acknowledged her dedication of the award to his figure.

Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

TypeError: foreign_policy_object.stability_module.initiate_peace_protocol(country_A="Venezuela", country_B="USA") failed.

Reason: Previous state was "hostile_sanctions_mode". Direct transition to "massive_investment_mode" without proper decoupling or git stash operation.

at Object.foreignPolicyEngine.executePolicyChange (policy_engine.js:42:19)

at main.js:15:3

Expected: Gradual de-escalation, thoughtful state transitions.

Received: Hard reset with a financial injection, followed by a 'hope and pray' commit.

Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic! This isn't how the README said the 'international relations' module would work.

Patch Notes

• + Added: $100B investment package for Venezuelan oil infrastructure. Expect significant resource re-allocation.
• + Added: Partial release of political prisoners. (Patch_Version: v1.0.1_humanitarian_gesture)
• - Removed: El Helicoide detention center, now marked for decommissioning.
• * Changed: Venezuelan oil control shifted from internal management to US-supervised accounts.
• * Changed: International relations module updated from sanctions_only to carrot_and_stick_big_carrot_edition.
• WARN: Potential for resource_allocation_conflict if oil_revenue_distribution module fails due to unforeseen runtime errors.
• DEBUG: Human confusion module remains at 100% capacity. Further debugging required.