1. Command

$ npx news ice-shooting-minneapolis --force-blame-left --debug-level=max

2. Output

INFO: Initializing news retrieval for "ice-shooting-minneapolis"...

INFO: Incident reported: ICE officer discharged firearm, fatality confirmed in Minneapolis.

ERROR: [FATAL_LOGIC_ERROR] President Trump's truth_social.post() triggered with conflicting data.

"The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting, who then violently, willfully, and viciously ran over the ICE Officer, who seems to have shot her in self defense."
-- President Donald J. Trump (Source: Truth Social)

DEBUG: Analyzing video footage (Source: Social Media, Minnesota Star Tribune)...

DIFF:

• - Driver attempted to violently run over ICE Officer.
• + Driver (Renee Nicole Good, 37) turned vehicle away from agents.
• - Officer fired in self-defense due to imminent threat.
• + Officer fired multiple shots as vehicle pulled away; no apparent direct threat.

WARN: [NARRATIVE_OVERRIDE] Detected widespread MAGA commentary machine activation.

INFO: Narrative push: Victim was a threat; Democrats' criticism of ICE incited violence.

ERROR: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem declared incident as "domestic terror."

DEBUG: Expecting "investigation" function to return NULL.

ALERT: System-wide protocol shift detected: Civilian killing now leveraged as political attack vector.

INFO: Incident context: Woman was political protester, not a suspect, protecting neighbors during ICE deportation campaign.

INFO: Minneapolis city government actively protested ICE involvement.

WARN: [ESCALATION_PREDICTION] Calls for "SURGE THE MILITARY into Minneapolis" detected from influential accounts.

"Leftists are reliably shocked when you don’t let them murder you. But they are weak, you should not fear them, just crush them."
-- The Blaze writer (Source: The Blaze)

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

// An unexpected exception occurred during public_discourse.process_incident()

Stacktrace:

at public_discourse.process_incident(incident_object) in politics.js:123

at narrative_generator.invoke_blame_module(event_context) in media_ops.py:45

at president_statement.generate_response(facts_db, political_agenda) in white_house_api.go:789

at fact_checker.verify(video_evidence) in truth_module.rb:34

at political_opponent_blamer.find_target(incident_type) in rhetoric_engine.php:210

at main.init() in main.c:17

Caused by: TruthViolationException: Factual discrepancies too severe for reality engine.

Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic! The truth_module returned an inconsistent state, leading to critical system failure in public_discourse.

Root cause: Hardcoding political narrative before fact evaluation.

4. Patch Notes

• - Fixed: Public perception of officer accountability (by removing it).
• - Added: New feature blame_democrats_protocol for all unexpected incidents.
• - Removed: investigation_pending placeholder from official statements.
• - Updated: Definition of "self-defense" to include "shooting fleeing vehicles."
• - WARN: civil_liberties_module is now generating critical errors due to overload.
• - DEBUG: Humanity.exe still crashing due to uncaught exceptions in logic processing.