1. Command

$ npx news ice-shooting-minneapolis-official-dispute --debug --force-protocol-override

2. Output

INFO: Initializing incident report for PID:ICE-120725-MSP-FATAL.

INFO: On Wednesday, a 37-year-old civilian, identified as Renee Nicole Good, was fatally shot by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officer in Minneapolis.

DEBUG: Incident occurred in a residential street, suspiciously close to the 2020 George Floyd incident site. Contextual trigger identified.

!!!! SYSTEM ALERT: NARRATIVE DISCREPANCY DETECTED !!!!

WARN: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) spokesperson claims motorist "weaponized her vehicle, attempting to run over our law enforcement officers."

INFO: President Trump on Truth Social concurs: "The woman driving the car was very disorderly... violently, willfully, and viciously ran over the ICE Officer."

ERROR: Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey strongly refutes DHS statement: "trying to spin this as an action of self-defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody that is bull***."

ERROR: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz warns public: "Don't believe this propaganda machine." Confirmed video footage reviewed by NPR from multiple angles.

DEBUG: Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara expresses "very concerned" with federal tactics, noting most agencies train to minimize deadly force, especially "shooting into a vehicle of someone who's not armed."

INFO: FBI and Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension initiated investigation into use of deadly force. Expected outcome: prolonged status:pending state.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.FatalNarrativeError: Conflicting eyewitness accounts at com.gov.protocol.TruthEngine.getTruth(Event.java:42)        at com.ice.operation.EnforcementLogic.execute(Operation.java:187)        at com.dhs.policy.DisputeHandler.process(Policy.java:301)        at com.minneapolis.local_gov.PublicStatement.generate(Statement.java:112)        at com.president.SocialMediaFeed.publish(Feed.java:55)Caused by: com.gov.protocol.InputValidationException: Official statements diverged too widely for consensus.        at com.gov.protocol.TruthEngine.validate(TruthEngine.java:78)        ... 5 more

Segmentation fault? More like semantic fault in official reporting. The TruthEngine received such wildly disparate inputs that it panicked and crashed, leading to a FatalNarrativeError. It appears the DisputeHandler failed to gracefully resolve conflicting accounts, leading to an unhandled exception in public trust metrics.

4. Patch Notes

• - REMOVED: One civilian life (Renee Nicole Good) due to unhandled_enforcement_event.
• - MODIFIED: Public perception of federal agency accountability, now STATUS: CRITICAL.
• - ADDED: New PROTEST event handlers triggered across Minneapolis.
• - UPDATED: Governor Walz's national_guard_deployment module status to READY_FOR_DEPLOYMENT.
• - REFURBISHED: Official 'self-defense' narrative with conflicting 'reckless force' subroutines. Expect runtime_errors.
• - DEBUG: Human understanding of justice remains an unresolved bug.