ERROR: sudo rm -rf /venezuela/maduro --force
SUMMARY
INFO: U.S. executed "regime_change.sh" in Venezuela. China logged "deeply shocked" but no retaliatory scripts detected. Oil pipelines stable.
DETAILS
### 1. Command
$ npx news venezuela-maduro-arrest --force-push --ignore-warnings
### 2. Output
INFO: Initializing regime change module for Venezuela.
INFO: Target acquired: President Nicolás Maduro.
INFO: Deployment successful: US forces executed daring raid, arresting Maduro and extraditing to NYC.
WARN: China (primary venezuelan_oil.consumer) issued "deeply shocked" statement.
WARN: China's Foreign Ministry accused US of "hegemonic acts", calling for adherence to international law.
DEBUG: international_law.check() function appears to have returned null during execution.
DEBUG: US President Trump dismissed concerns about relations with China, citing future oil sales.
ERROR: CARACAS_AIRSPACE_SECURITY breach detected: US bombs fell on Caracas prior to arrest operation.
"We'll be selling oil, probably at much larger doses,"
"I didn't think the move would impact my 'very good relationship' with Chinese President Xi Jinping."
— President Trump
ALERT: System detected high confidence in oil market stabilization despite geopolitical volatility.
### 3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)
Segmentation fault in international_relations.dll! Unexpected behavior detected.
It seems the foreign_policy_engine attempted to execute an unprivileged rm -rf command on a sovereign state's leadership binary without proper sudo permissions from the global UN_SecurityCouncil instance.
The CHINA_RESPONSE_HANDLER module received an E_DEEPLY_SHOCKED error but then proceeded to no-op on retaliation, leading to a race condition where perceived "violations of sovereignty" were logged but not acted upon.
Stacktrace:
at US_StateDept.executeRegimeChange(venezuela_module.js:73)at globalPolicyEngine.processEvent(main.js:102)at UN_SecurityCouncil.checkCompliance(international_law.py:45)— Returnedfalsebut was ignoredat chinaForeignMinistry.handleResponse(diplomacy.go:128)— Logged error, but continued executionat main.bootstrap(app.ts:10)
The system is now in an unpredictable state regarding future international norms.
### 4. Patch Notes
+ Added:New leadership binary for Venezuela, awaiting integration.- Removed:Maduro_regime.dll(version 2013-2026).! Updated:US_China_TradeRelations.config— now includes explicit handler for "oil_sales_as_solution" strategy.* Refactored:Global perception of "international law" to be more flexible, depending on resource interests.? Unknown:Long-term stability implications for Latin Americanally.dependencytree.WARN:Chinese condemnation parsed as non-blocking warning; no significant operational impact observed.