1. Command

$ npx news kennedy-center-exodus --log-level=debug --force

2. Output

INFO: Initializing news retrieval module...

INFO: Parsing recent activity log for 'Kennedy Center'.

INFO: Detected major dependency unlink: Washington National Opera (WNO) has officially terminated its 50-year residency at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. This is effective immediately.

"This decision, while amicable, stems from a critical incompatibility between the Kennedy Center's revised financial model and WNO's operational funding structure."

WARN: New KC policy mandates 100% upfront funding for productions. WNO's model relies on a mix of ticket sales (30-60%) and grants/donations that cannot be secured years in advance.

DEBUG: Looks like someone forgot how arts funding actually works. Classic user error.

ERROR: Core Institution Renamed! The "John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts" is now being referred to as the "Trump Kennedy Center" by its board. Congress has not yet authorized this rename, causing significant namespace collision.

INFO: Multiple artist modules are experiencing critical failures and initiating graceful exits:

• INFO: <Module::Hamilton> - Producer Jeffrey Seller cited "new spirit of partisanship" and contract instability.
• INFO: <Module::IssaRae> - Cancelled sold-out performance due to an "infringement on the values" of the institution.
• INFO: <Module::BelaFleck> - Withdrew, stating the center became "charged and political."
• INFO: <Module::StephenSchwartz> - Composer of Wicked fame withdrew from a gala, citing the center "has now become an ideological statement."
• INFO: <Module::ChuckRedd> - Cancelled Christmas Jazz Jam due to name change. Kennedy Center initiating $1M lawsuit against Redd.
• INFO: <Module::DougVaroneAndDancers> - Pulled performance, citing the "level of artistry has dropped drastically" and that employees were "let go."
• WARN: U.S. Marine Band Equity Arc Wind Symphony event cancelled due to "Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) orders" no longer supported by the current administration.

DEBUG: Executive Director Richard Grenell's <response_strategy> =

"Condemn artists, attribute to 'woke mob,' deny contractual agreements."

WARN: This strategy is deprecated and known to cause further instability.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Exception in thread "main" core.policy.FinancialModelMismatchException: Incompatible funding schema detected for <entity::WashingtonNationalOpera>

    at KennedyCenter.Board.enforceNewPolicies(KennedyCenter.java:2025)

    at KennedyCenter.Entity.rename(KennedyCenter.java:2025)

    at ArtistModule.init(ArtistModule.java:2025)

    at ArtistModule.terminate(ArtistModule.java:2026)

    at main.run(App.java:10)

Caused by: naming.ConventionViolationError: Conflicting branding standards detected. Legal name vs. Board-approved alias.

    at UIManager.updateEntityName(UIManager.java:2025)

    at main.run(App.java:5)


FATAL: System integrity compromised. Multiple artist modules are now forking off into independent processes. Expected behavior: Cohesion. Actual behavior: Decentralization. Panic!

4. Patch Notes

• - BREAKING CHANGE: Washington National Opera (WNO) is now an independent entity, migrating to new, as-yet-undisclosed venues. Existing subscriptions may require re-validation.
• - BUG FIX (Attempted): Kennedy Center attempts to resolve "financially challenging relationship" by demanding upfront funding. Result: More instability.
• - NEW FEATURE (Controversial): Kennedy Center now branded as "Trump Kennedy Center." User feedback is overwhelmingly negative, resulting in a mass exodus of talent.
• - REGRESSION: Previously stable artistic collaborations are now failing to initialize. Known issue with new <political_interference_layer>.
• - LEGAL ADVISORY: Lawsuit initiated against <artist::ChuckRedd> for breach of contract. High probability of reputational damage.
• - WORKAROUND: Many artists are now organizing "restoration roadshows" or independent live streams to circumvent the compromised venue.