1. Command

$ npx news iran-threat --escalation-level=maximum --verbose

2. Output

INFO: Presidential decree issued: 'A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.'

WARN: Deadline looms for Strait of Hormuz reopening. Previous deadlines have been… flexible.

DEBUG: User initiated 'complete and total regime change' prompt. Outcome: Unknown. Possibly revolutionary.

INFO: U.S. strikes 50 targets on Kharg Island, a critical oil export hub.

SYSTEM ALERT: Oil price +50% since conflict start. Brent Crude volatility exceeds acceptable parameters.

ERROR: Average U.S. gasoline price surpasses $4.11. User impact detected.

WARN: President implies targeting civilian infrastructure. Codebase integrity compromised.

DEBUG: Escalation continues. Reverting to previous state likely impossible without significant refactoring.

INFO: Trump's rhetoric: 'Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one.'

DEBUG: 'Praise be to Allah' appended to 'open the f--king strait' directive. Conflicting arguments detected.

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| System Status: CRITICAL ESCALATION IMMINENT    |
| Threat Level: Existential                        |
| User Feedback: Primarily confusion, outrage   |
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3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

FATAL ERROR: UnhandledException at 0xDEADBEEF: CivilizationModule::terminate() called without proper authorization.

Caused by: PresidentialDirective.execute(args={'target': 'Iran', 'action': 'civilization_death', 'deadline': '2025-12-XXT20:00:00Z'})

Stacktrace:

• at PresidentialLogic.determine_consequences (line 404)
• at PolicyEnforcement.execute_threat (line 1138)
• at DiplomacyManager.negotiate (line 77) [FAILED]
• at UserInputHandler.process_command (line 99)

ERROR: Unexpected input: 'complete and total regime change'

WARN: Dependency 'InternationalStability' is deprecated and will be removed in future versions.

DEBUG: Core system integrity at risk. Attempting to stabilize by increasing oil prices.

Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic!

4. Patch Notes

• - WARN: Global geopolitical stability module experiencing critical failures.
• - DEBUG: Threat level escalated to 'civilization death'. Rollback functionality uncertain.
• - INFO: Oil supply chain severely impacted; expect continued price increases.
• - FIX: Implemented new 'deadline-setting' feature (v4.0). Note: Previous deadlines were experimental.
• - FIX: Added 'Praise be to Allah' to threats for added… flair?
• - DEBUG: Human confusion levels at an all-time high.