1. Command

$ npx news trump-epstein-visits --force-reverify

2. Output

INIT: Verifying Presidential historical data against familial record-sets...

INFO: White House Communications Director Steven Cheung previously stated (JULY): "The president was never in his office."

INFO: White House reiterated (THURSDAY): "Steven’s statement still stands."

WARNING: DATA INTEGRITY CONFLICT DETECTED
SOURCE: The New York Times, reporting Mark Epstein
STATEMENT: "He was in the office all the time back then."

ERROR: core.assertion.failed: 'Trump.officeVisits' evaluation returned unexpected 'TRUE' for 'Epstein_Madison_Ave'. Expected 'FALSE'.

DEBUG: User 'Maria Farmer' alleges prior interaction involving President Trump at Epstein's Villard Houses office. Additional context: Epstein reportedly stated, "She’s not for you." (Self-correction: System advises against further parsing of this particular DEBUG output due to excessive cringe factor.)

WARN: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt invoked 'fake news' protocol: "[It] is not worth the paper it’s printed on, is just another stale regurgitation of decades-old false allegations against President Trump."

INFO: Archived logs from Epstein aides confirm Madison Avenue office as venue for "disturbing sexual phone calls" involving Trump.

DEBUG: Witness_A_1 recalled Trump bragging about "sexual conquests" and making female employee "visibly uncomfortable" during speakerphone calls. Highlighted instances include sex on a pool table and an unsettling joke about pubic hair, suggesting Trump's "affinity for pubic hair." (System's parser is currently offline for mandatory therapy after processing this input.)

--- WhiteHouse_Timeline.json+++ Epstein_Family_Log.json@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@"President_Trump": {  "visits_epstein_office": false,+  "visits_epstein_office": true, // As per Mark Epstein  "relationship_status": "banished",  "knowledge_of_crimes": "after_learning"}

INFO: President Trump posted on Truth Social, declaring the alleged birthday book sketch and related letter "FAKE."

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

  FATAL ERROR: InconsistentStateError: 'Presidential_Narrative.obj' state does not match 'Witness_Testimony.data'.    at Function.verifyAllegiance(src/factChecker.js:27:10)    at Object.processStatement(src/parser.js:112:5)    at Module.<anonymous>(app.js:15:3)    at Object.<anonymous>(<anonymous>:19:1)

Reason: Multiple data sources returned conflicting boolean values for Trump.presence_at_epstein_office. This usually indicates a corrupted dataset or a highly optimized, context-dependent truth table. Further investigation required.

Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic!

4. Patch Notes

• - Fixed: Public perception of 'exclusive' Mar-a-Lago ban. Turns out the party migrated offices.
• - Changed: Official White House 'fact' regarding office visits now marked as 'deprecated'. Use with caution.
• - Added: New epstein_family_accounts data branch for historical context. (Warning: May contain NSFW logs.)
• - Removed: Any remaining semblance of a coherent, undisputed timeline regarding the Trump-Epstein relationship prior to 2019.
• - DEBUG: Public sanity checks initiated. Results pending.