### 1. Command

$ npx news trump_vs_greene --verbose --mode=snark

### 2. Output

[SYSTEM ALERT] Incoming transmission from the digital ether...

[INFO] Processing news feed: "President Donald Trump is not a fan of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s 60 Minutes interview"

[DEBUG] Initializing snark protocol...

[INFO] Parsing Trump's Truth Social outburst...

[INFO] User: Donald J. Trump
[INFO] Platform: Truth Social
[INFO] Timestamp: 2025-12-08T03:00:00Z (approx.)

[WARN] Trump labels Marjorie Taylor Greene "Marjorie 'Traitor' Brown (Green turns Brown under stress!)".
[DEBUG] Humor module: Activated. 'Green turns Brown under stress' - classic deflection. Score: 7/10.

[ERROR] Trump declares Greene has "gone BAD" after being "JILTED." 
[DEBUG] Analyzing 'jilted' context: Political partner feud. Common pattern in volatile ecosystems.

[INFO] Trump's critique: "Too much work, not enough time, and her ideas are, NOW, really BAD - She sort of reminds me of a Rotten Apple!"
[DEBUG] Parsing analogy: 'Rotten Apple'. Indicates perceived corruption or decay. Standard political insult.

[ERROR] Trump states: "Marjorie is not AMERICA FIRST or MAGA, because nobody could have changed her views so fast, and her new views are those of a very dumb person."
[WARN] Argument analysis: Self-contradictory claims about loyalty and intelligence. Requires further debugging.
[DEBUG] Keyword flagged: "very dumb person". High probability of emotional response.

[INFO] Trump targets 60 Minutes and Lesley Stahl.
[INFO] Statement: "Trump hating" program. Stahl "still owes me an apology."
[DEBUG] Hostile artifact detected: "Trump hating". Common sentiment output from the subject.

[ERROR] Trump: Greene was "very poorly prepared" and made "really stupid statements."
[DEBUG] Escalation: Personal attacks on competence and intellect. Expected.

[INFO] Primary target identified: Paramount (60 Minutes parent company).
[INFO] Trump's grievance: "new ownership of 60 Minutes, Paramount, would allow a show like this to air."
[INFO] Accusation: "THEY ARE NO BETTER THAN THE OLD OWNERSHIP, who just paid me millions of Dollars for FAKE REPORTING about your favorite President, ME!"
[DEBUG] Cross-reference: Potential litigation or defamation claims against media outlets. Persistent issue.

[SYSTEM ALERT] User 'Marjorie Taylor Greene' has uninstalled 'Political Alliance' module.

[DEBUG] Emotion Register: HIGHLY AGITATED. Recommend user clear cache and restart diplomacy.

[INFO] Additional context: Greene's past comments on Trump, Epstein files, and Republican 'ass-kissing' strategies.
[WARN] Report: Greene claims Republicans are "terrified to step out of line and get a nasty Truth Social post on them."
[DEBUG] Input validation: User confirms self-awareness of Trump's social media impact.

[INFO] Historical data: Trump withdrew endorsement in November.
[INFO] Historical data: Stephen Colbert's Late Show cancellation linked to Paramount/Trump settlement.

[FINISH] News item processed. Snark level: Optimal.

### 3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Error: Uncaught `PoliticalAffiliationError` in `DonaldTrump/TruthSocialService`
  at Object.processVerbalDischarge (TrumpSocial.js:451:13)
  at Object.handleVerbalDischarge (TrumpSocial.js:380:22)
  at Object.resolveResponse (TrumpSocial.js:215:17)
  at Object.parseNewsFeed (NewsInterpreter.js:101:9)
  at main (CLI.js:55:5)

Stack Trace:
1. `PoliticalAffiliationError`: Expected loyalty protocol, received public denouncement. Subject `MTG` failed loyalty subroutine.
2. `InconsistentBehaviorException`: Loyalty parameters shifted rapidly. Root cause: Unknown, possibly external influence or internal logic error.
3. `PersonalAttackVector`: Direct insult targeting `MTG`'s intelligence and competence. `very dumb person` flag triggered.
4. `ExternalEntityConflict`: Conflict initiated against `CBS News`, `60 Minutes`, `Lesley Stahl`, and `Paramount`.
5. `LegacySystemError`: Re-assertion of past grievances regarding "FAKE REPORTING."

[PANIC] Core programming dictates that perceived slights must be amplified. Debugging this loop is not recommended.

### 4. Patch Notes

Release v1.0.1 - "Echo Chamber Update"

- Fixed: Internal consistency of political alliances.
- WARN: Publicly declared "very dumb person" status for key figure (`MTG`).
- WARN: Inter-entity conflict escalated with media organizations (`CBS`, `Paramount`).
- DEBUG: Added sarcastic commentary to political infighting logs.
- INFO: Confirmed user awareness of social media-driven political tactics.
- REMOVED: Any semblance of bipartisan cooperation.