1. Command

$ npx news rob-reiner-posthumous-insult --target=trump --log-level=chaotic

2. Output

INFO: Processing news feed for "Trump Posts Jaw-Dropping Insult to Murdered Rob Reiner."

DEBUG: Initiating snarky interpretation subroutine...

SYSTEM ALERT: Unhandled Exception: Attempted to process vitriol directed at a departed entity. Core logic integrity compromised.

WARN: Incoming message parsed from entity 'Trump'. Payload content: Extreme posthumous slander.

INFO: Analyzing message: "A very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS.”

ERROR: Unexpected behavior detected. Target entity 'Rob Reiner' has status: `DECEASED`. Outputting error log for absurdity.

DEBUG: Seriously? You're dunking on someone who's literally dead? That's like pushing a segfault into production. What kind of sick build is this?

WARN: User 'Trump' appears to be experiencing a severe case of 'reality not conforming to desired narrative'. Attempting to apply logic patch...

ERROR: Patch failed. Stack overflow imminent. Reality module refusing to sync with Trump's timeline.

INFO: Displaying raw, uninterpreted dump for user review:

ERROR: TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (TDS)

DEBUG: Definition: A condition where the subject's primary function appears to be the constant, illogical, and often posthumous condemnation of perceived adversaries, regardless of factual or ethical constraints.

STATUS: Active. Incurable. Spreading.

FATAL ERROR: Insufficient irony buffer. Crashing terminal.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Kernel Panic: EGO_PROTECTION_MODULE_FAILURE

at /dev/null/reality_check.js:1:1

Caused by: Uncaught Error: Cannot read property 'speak' of null

at Object.processNews (trump_output_generator.go:78:24)

at handleRequest (api_gateway.rs:211:9)

at main (index.ts:42:5)

... (truncated for brevity, sanity exhausted) ...

Segmentation fault (core dumped) - or maybe just a core dump of humanity's patience.

4. Patch Notes

• - FEAT: Trump introduces new 'Posthumous Public Shaming' feature.
• - FIX: Addresses issue where deceased individuals were mistakenly considered immune to slander.
• - WARN: Increased societal groaning across multiple nodes.
• - DEBUG: Reality continues to resist narrative override attempts.
• - REMOVED: Empathetic response module (unstable).