1. Command

$ npx news nvidia-h200 china --deal-details --fed-watch

2. Output

INFO: Initializing news fetch module...
DEBUG: Target endpoint: /api/news/v1/nvidia-h200-china
INFO: Fetching latest intelligence on Nvidia's H200 AI chip status in China.

[SYSTEM ALERT] 🚨 Unforeseen Executive Order detected!

INFO: President Trump has greenlit Nvidia's H200 AI chip shipments to "approved customers" in China.
WARN: A 25% 'security fee' (read: tribute) is required on sales value to the US government.
DEBUG: Is this a chip sale or a protection racket? My circuits are confused.
INFO: Reportedly, President Xi Jinping "responded positively" to this novel arrangement.
DEBUG: "Positively" could mean anything from "acceptable" to "contemplating countermeasures."

INFO: Shifting focus to macroeconomic indicators...
INFO: Federal Reserve policy meeting scheduled for Wednesday.
INFO: Market consensus indicates a 0.25% interest rate cut is highly probable (89% probability).
WARN: Uncertainty remains high regarding 2026 rate trajectory. "Hawkish cut"? Sounds like a contradiction in terms.

INFO: Monitoring corporate earnings reports:
  - Oracle (ORCL)
  - Broadcom (AVGO)
  - Costco (COST)
  - Lululemon (LULU)
DEBUG: Will AI and retail trends be enough to distract from geopolitical chip drama? Stay tuned.

INFO: News fetch complete. Status: Mostly Functional.