### 1. Command

$ npx news drug-boat-controversy --verbose

### 2. Output

INFO: Initiating news fetch for 'drug-boat-controversy'.
DEBUG: Parsing incoming data streams...

ALERT: Suspicious vessel detected in international waters.
INFO: Target acquired: Small boat, suspected of narco-trafficking.
WARN: Initial intel suggests vessel is en route to rendezvous with larger vessel, destination Suriname.
ERROR: Original intel claimed vessel was heading directly to the US. Story is getting complicated.
INFO: Operation executed. "Double tap" strike initiated.
INFO: Strike 1: Target vessel neutralized. Secondary objective: Eliminate survivors.
DEBUG: HOLD UP. Did we just hit survivors? Multiple sources confirm. This is suboptimal.
ERROR: Strike 2, 3, 4 executed. All persons on board terminated. Confirmed kills: 11.
DEBUG: Defense Secretary Hegseth attempting to shift blame to Admiral Bradley. Classic.
WARN: U.S. military claims "still possible" drugs could have eventually reached US. Highly dubious.
SYSTEM: Story integrity compromised. Multiple versions detected.

### 3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

FATAL ERROR: Unexpected behavior detected in `OperationExecute.js`

Stack Trace:
0: core/military/strikeModule.js:145 (executeDoubleTap) - Expected target, received civilian casualty.
1: core/intelligence/parseIntel.js:78 (processReport) - Intel verification failed: Destination mismatch.
2: core/command/defenseSec.js:301 (approveOperation) - Critical oversight: Survivor protocol not initiated.
3: main/api/newsInterpreter.js:55 (fetchAndFormat) - Unhandled exception: Narrative coherence degradation.

Segmentation fault? More like Strategic Fault. The code clearly wasn't designed for this level of narrative inconsistency. Trying to refactor the 'justification' module failed spectacularly.

### 4. Patch Notes

• • INFO: Vessel's actual destination clarified: not directly to the US.
• • WARN: Military's initial justification for strike now under heavy scrutiny.
• • ERROR: Survivors of initial strike were targeted again. Oof.
• • DEBUG: Defense Secretary seeks plausible deniability. Status: Pending.
• • NERF: Trump's "heading to the US" claim is now demonstrably false.
• • HOTFIX: Added "It's possible" clause to questionable justifications.