1. Command

$ npx news trump epstein-files --verbose --debug --force-html-output

2. Output

INFO: Initializing news parser for 'trump epstein-files'...

DEBUG: Source: Vanity Fair interview with CoS Susie Wiles. Parsing reliability: proceed with caution, 'hit piece' alert issued.

INFO: CoS_Wiles.exec('reviewEpsteinFiles()'): Confirmed President Trump's presence in "the Epstein file."

WARN: Method CoS_Wiles.assert('awful_activity_detected') returned FALSE. Status: Contested.

INFO: Traceback reveals President Trump on Epstein's flight manifest. Wiles described them as "young, single playboys together."

DEBUG: Timestamp conflict: Trump dating Melania (1998-present) overlaps with this "playboy" era and Mar-a-Lago Epstein meetings (2000). Logic error?

ERROR: Data integrity breach: The Wall Street Journal reported a lewd birthday card from Trump to Epstein (2003). CoS Wiles firmly denies its authenticity, stating: "That letter is not his."

INFO: President Trump.exec('sue', 'The Wall Street Journal', '$20 billion'). Statement: "This is not me. This is a fake thing."

WARN: CoS_Wiles.contradict('Trump.claim(Clinton_visits_epstein_island=28)') triggered. Wiles stated, "There is no evidence," and that "the president was wrong." Dependency conflict detected.

INFO: DOJ.exec('releaseEpsteinFiles()') deadline: December 19th (30 days post-Epstein Files Transparency Act).

DEBUG: CoS Wiles later issued VanityFairProfile.is('hit piece'). Self-correction mechanism engaged?

INFO: White House Press Sec Karoline Leavitt.exec('defendCoS()'): "no greater or more loyal advisor."

"It seems our core modules are experiencing some… 'situational awareness' discrepancies."

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.TruthinessError: Conflicting statements detected in module com.wh.adviser.SusieWiles

at com.wh.adviser.SusieWiles.getFacts(SusieWiles.java:187)

at com.wh.adviser.SusieWiles.denyAllegation(SusieWiles.java:234)

at com.wh.adviser.SusieWiles.clarifyPresidentialClaims(SusieWiles.java:301)

at com.wh.President.makeStatements(President.java:55)

at com.media.VanityFair.report(VanityFair.java:72)

Caused by: com.core.LogicError: Data points do not align with historical timeline or other asserted facts.

at com.wh.adviser.SusieWiles.crossReference(SusieWiles.java:199)

... 4 more

Panic! System experienced an UNEXPECTED_FACT_DISCREPANCY fault. Reboot recommended, but unlikely to resolve core issues.

4. Patch Notes

• - Refactored: Public perception of "young, single playboys" now includes stricter date range validation.
• - Fixed: Ambiguity regarding President's presence in Epstein files. Status: CONFIRMED (on manifest).
• - Removed: Feature 'Lewd Birthday Card' from official narrative. White House claims artifact.isFake().
• - Introduced: New CoS_Wiles.disagreeWithPresident() method. Appears to be an undocumented feature, caused minor internal conflicts.
• - ETA: Major data dump (Epstein files) scheduled for December 19th. Expect high system load and potential further TruthinessErrors.
• - Known Bug: "Hit piece" flag often applied to critical reporting. Investigating root cause.