### 1. Command

$ npx news fbi-deputy-director-exit --verbose --logLevel debug

### 2. Output

INFO: Initializing news retrieval module...

INFO: Fetching data for 'FBI Deputy Director'

+---------------------------------------+|  SYSTEM ALERT: UNEXPECTED EXIT EVENT  |+---------------------------------------+

INFO: Detected Dan Bongino, Deputy Director of FBI, is initiating graceful shutdown. The former talk radio host announced his departure on Wednesday, confirming he will leave his position next month.

INFO: Official departure confirmed by AP sources and President Donald Trump. President Trump stated, "Dan did a great job. I think he wants to go back to his show."

WARN: Previous `experience` parameter for this role was explicitly `null`. Bongino reportedly had no prior FBI experience before his appointment.

ERROR: Security clearance waiver (`kashPatel.grantWaiver()`) detected. This allowed access to highly classified information, including presidential daily briefs, despite a lack of standard clearance.

DEBUG: This operation occurred despite Bongino previously spreading `conspiracy_theories` about the very bureau he later co-managed. He once claimed the January 6, 2021, pipe bomb plot at DNC and RNC headquarters "reeked of an inside job."

INFO: Background context: Reports suggest potential `kashPatel.remove()` operation under consideration. This aligns with a pattern of blunders attributed to the hapless leader.

INFO: Concurrent process: `fbi.manhunt('brown-university-shooter')` still active and ongoing.

### 3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Traceback (most recent call last):

File "fbi_personnel_manager.py", line 127, in <module>

assign_deputy_director(Bongino_instance)

File "fbi_personnel_manager.py", line 88, in assign_deputy_director

assert Bongino_instance.has_required_experience(), "ERROR: InsufficientExperienceException: Candidate lacked FBI operational background."

File "fbi_personnel_manager.py", line 95, in assign_deputy_director

if not Bongino_instance.has_security_clearance_level_A():

bypass_security_check(Bongino_instance, reason="kashPatel.override_policy")

WARN: SecurityPolicyBypassDetected: Granting access to sensitive intel without standard clearance.

Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior encountered. Panic!

The `fbi_personnel_manager.py` module experienced a critical failure during a key `assign_deputy_director` operation. This was primarily due to a `PolicyOverride` function being invoked, which bypassed standard `experience` and `security_clearance` checks.

Such `runtime_exceptions` lead to `state_corruption` where an unqualified individual gains access to `privileged_data`. The current `SystemExit` for Bongino might be a temporary fix, but the core `vulnerabilities` in `personnel_management_policy` remain unaddressed.

### 4. Patch Notes

• - REMOVED: `FBI_DeputyDirector.Bongino` instance. Memory deallocation in progress.
• - FIXED: Potential `conspiracy_theory_propagation` vector within `fbi.internal_comms` is now reduced.
• - WARN: `security_clearance_waiver_policy` remains a critical attack surface; urgent audit required to prevent future exploits.
• - DEBUG: `leadership_selection_algorithm` requires immediate refactoring to prevent `inexperience_injection` and `policy_override_abuse`.
• - TODO: Investigate `kash_patel.user_account` for unauthorized policy modifications and potential `root_access`.