1. Command

$ npx news white-house-press-sec-reality-check --debug --force-verify --orwellian-mode

2. Output

INFO: Initializing data stream from White House Press Briefing (Dec. 11, 2025).

INFO: Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt announced 'good news' on the economy. Stated CPI inflation slowed to an average 2.5%, and real wages increased by approximately $1,200 for the average worker.

WARN: Leavitt immediately pivoted from a CNN correspondent to attack former Press Secretary Jen Psaki, claiming Psaki told 'utter lies.'

ERROR: Leavitt insisted,

"Everything I’m telling you is the truth backed by real, factual data, and you just don’t want to report on it ’cause you want to push untrue narratives about the president."

DEBUG: Initiating data_integrity_check() against external sources...

DIFF:

- CPI inflation: 2.5% (Leavitt claim)
+ Actual CPI inflation (September): 3.0% (Source: Economic Data)


Real wages increasing: ~$1,200 (Leavitt claim)


Real wages: "lowest annual paycheck growth since May 2021" (Source: CNN Business Editor David Goldman)

ERROR: TruthService.validate(leavittStatement) returned false. Significant discrepancy detected.

ALERT: ORWELLIAN_PROTOCOL_ENGAGED – Historian notes striking parallels to George Orwell's '1984' Ministry of Plenty and its fabrication of 'fabulous statistics' completely disconnected from reality.

INFO: Leavitt has repeatedly asserted President Donald Trump is the "most transparent president in history."

WARN: Analysis indicates Leavitt's usage of "transparency" aligns with Orwellian 'doublespeak,' where a word simultaneously holds two contradictory meanings. This is a crucial semantic corruption.

ERROR: Example: Leavitt defended Trump’s stance on releasing the Epstein files by claiming,

"This administration has done more with respect to transparency when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein than any administration ever."

This claim was described as "fabulously audacious" by The Guardian.

DEBUG: semantic_analyzer_v2.process('transparency') output: {original: 'openness', current: 'concealment'}

WARN: Additional historical misrepresentations noted:

• USAID 'transgender comic book' grant in Peru (false).
• 'One Big Beautiful Bill' fully eliminating taxes on tips, overtime, Social Security (deductions are capped).
• Trump coined 'peace through strength' (phrase used decades prior, notably by Ronald Reagan).
• Delegitimizing Sen. Mark Kelly’s plea to service members as provoking 'disorder and chaos.'

INFO: As Orwell wrote, political language is often

"designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind."

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.TruthDistortionException: Semantic_Layer_Corruption
  at com.WH.PressSec.StatementGenerator.generateReport(StatementGenerator.java:1984)
  at com.WH.PressSec.FactChecker.verifyData(FactChecker.java:3.0)
  at com.WH.PressSec.EconomicMetrics.getActualCPI(EconomicMetrics.java:37)
  at com.WH.PressSec.WageTracker.getAnnualGrowth(WageTracker.java:12)
  at com.WH.SpeechWriter.composeBriefing(SpeechWriter.java:77)
Caused by: com.system.OrwellianSyntaxError: Doublethink_Paradox detected in keyword 'transparency'
  at com.lang.Vocabulary.redefine(Vocabulary.java:42)
  ... 18 more frames omitted
FATAL: Unhandled exception. Reality not found. System reboot recommended.

4. Patch Notes

• - Fixed (expected): Public expectation of purely factual White House briefings. This feature is now considered deprecated.
• + Added: New definitions for 'truth' and 'transparency' to the political lexicon.
• * Updated: Economic data parsing algorithm now requires significantly stronger validation checks, preferably from independent sources.
• WARN: Persistent POLITICAL_NARRATIVE_OVERRIDE flag detected on the FACT_CHECK_MODULE. This may lead to unpredictable results.
• DEBUG: Human perception filters may require recalibration to cope with evolving linguistic paradigms.
• Known Issue: Historical revisionism feature continues to operate without proper version control, leading to frequent timeline discrepancies.