1. Command

$ npx news kash-patel --debug --resource-audits

2. Output

INFO: Initiating resource audit for 'kash-patel' module...

DEBUG: Verifying supply chain for armored BMW X5, custom build.

WARN: FBI procurement log shows purchase initiated by '[email protected]'.

INFO: Standard BMW X5 base model: ~$70,000.

INFO: Custom X5 armor specification: protection not just against attacks with blunt instruments and handguns, but also against the world’s most widely used firearm, the AK-47.

DEBUG: Is this a feature or a bug? Unclear.

INFO: Spokesperson Ben Williamson claims "saving taxpayers millions" via "cheaper selections" and "efficient cost structures."

ERROR: cost_saving_metric variable evaluates to false. Calculation error or intentional misrepresentation?

WARN: Previous incident: $60M government jet used for personal travel to visit Alexis Wilkins (country singer, identified as 'girlfriend').

DEBUG: Priority inversion detected: personal engagements overriding official duties.

INFO: SWAT team assigned to Alexis Wilkins for "protection."

ERROR: security_protocol_breach: Unauthorized resource allocation for non-essential personnel.

INFO: Request for new government jet (estimated $90M-$115M) DENIED.

DEBUG: At least one AccessDeniedException was thrown correctly.

WARN: Prioritization failure: delayed response to Charlie Kirk murder investigation due to "jacket gate."

DEBUG: Core functionality blocked by FileNotFoundException: 'Proper_Raid_Jacket.zip' not found for user_id: 'patel_kash'.

ERROR: competence_check_failed: Two high-profile shooter incidents (Charlie Kirk, Brown University) saw significant delays and reliance on citizen leads.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

[FATAL ERROR] RuntimeException: Unhandled exception in 'kash_patel_executive_decisions.js'

• at Function.allocateResources(lib/resource_management.js:73:19)
• at Function.authorizeLuxuryVehicle(modules/security_detail.js:112:5)
• at Object.processPersonalRequest(handlers/api/personal_use.js:45:8)
• at main.js:22:3

Caused by: SecurityException: Privilege escalation detected without proper authorization.

• at com.fbi.security.PrivilegeManager.checkAccess(PrivilegeManager.java:301)
• at com.fbi.procurement.VehiclePurchase.execute(VehiclePurchase.java:87)
• ... 8 more

Segmentation fault? No, just a blatant disregard for public static final BUDGET_CONSTRAINTS. Expected 'fiscal responsibility', received 'luxury items for personal convenience'.

4. Patch Notes

• - Fixed: Attempted acquisition of new government jet blocked by financial oversight. (Partial fix)
• - WARN: taxpayer_funds variable still highly susceptible to personal_expenditure_injection.
• - DEBUG: FBI_protocol module requires robust input validation and sanity checks for executive requests.
• - Added: Enhanced monitoring for private jet manifest discrepancies.
• - Removed: Unsanctioned "SWAT_team_as_bodyguards" feature.
• - Critical: Addressed performance regression in rapid response for high-priority cases. Root cause still under investigation.