### 1. Command

$ npx news mtg-trump-split --log-level=chaos

### 2. Output

[INFO] System initializing news fetch...
[INFO] Source: `npxnews.internal/feed/politics`
[DEBUG] Parsing article: 'Marjorie Taylor Greene resigning'
[WARN] Unexpected political maneuver detected. User input `mtg-trump-split` processed.

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| SYSTEM ALERT: Unstable Alliance Detected!        |
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INFO: Marjorie Taylor Greene, formerly a staunch MAGA loyalist, announces departure from Congress.
DEBUG: Apparently, defending child rape victims is a bridge too far for the former president.
WARN: MTG claims "betrayal" after Trump allegedly called her a "traitor" for advocating for Epstein victims.
ERROR: Security advisory: MTG reports direct death threats against her son, allegedly "fueled" by Trump's rhetoric.

DEBUG: Backstory: Years of fiery rhetoric, conspiracy theories, and unwavering Trump support...
DEBUG: ...followed by a dramatic pivot. "I will be no one's battered wife," states Greene.

$ git diff --cached
---
- M.T. Greene loyalty
- Trump's chosen one
---
+ M.T. Greene departure
+ Trump's perceived betrayal

DEBUG: Fallout analysis: Is this a MAGA schism or a calculated exit?
WARN: Public perception algorithm returning mixed results. High volatility.
INFO: Greene criticizes Trump for "forsaking the base" and "siding with establishment" on various policies.

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| SYSTEM LOG: Political Alignment Shift - Status: Unstable |
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[INFO] News interpretation complete.
[DEBUG] Output generated successfully.

### 3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

FATAL ERROR: Unhandled exception in `political_loyalty_module`

Stacktrace:
  at Object.validateAlliance (politics/alliances.js:45:12)
  at Object.handlePoliticalShift (politics/alliances.js:102:8)
  at Object.processNewsEvent (news_interpreter.js:205:25)
  at Command.execute (cli.js:55:18)

Error: Expected stable alignment, found 'Battered Wife Syndrome' exception.
  - Cause: Miscalculation in `loyalty_metric` due to `epstein_files` variable.
  - Consequence: `trump_endorsement` flag flipped to `null`.
  - Mitigation: Attempted `damage_control()` failed. Further intervention required.

Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic!

### 4. Patch Notes

*   **BREAKING CHANGE:** `TrumpLoyalty` module has been deprecated for user `marjorie-taylor-greene`.
*   **FIXED:** Internal `BatteredWifeException` now triggers a full `AllianceBreakdown` protocol.
*   **WARN:** `MAGA_Cohesion` metric has decreased significantly. Monitor for further fragmentation.
*   **DEBUG:** Human political actors continue to exhibit unpredictable behavior.
*   **REMOVED:** Feature `UnwaveringSupport` has been deprecated due to security vulnerabilities.
*   **INFO:** Added new log event: `SelfPreservationTriggered`.