1. Command

$ npx news kennedy-center-admin --verbose --force-override --debug-level=max

2. Output

INFO: Initializing npx news client version 2.5.3-alpha... DEBUG: Fetching remote data for 'Kennedy Center Honors 2025'. Expecting typical culture event payload. INFO: Event: 2025 Kennedy Center Honors, Washington, D.C. INFO: Date: December 7, 2025. INFO: Host: U.S. President Donald J. Trump. First time a sitting President has hosted. INFO: Honorees: Sylvester Stallone, George Strait, KISS, Gloria Gaynor, Michael Crawford. DEBUG: All honorees appear to be TYPE_ARTIST. Data integrity check: PASSED.

WARN: Presidential admin account observed performing unusual chmod operations on cultural institution. INFO: kubectl get boardmembers -> delete --force 18-members. INFO: kubectl apply -f trump-allies-manifest.yaml -> add 18-members. INFO: New chairman elected: Donald J. Trump. DEBUG: sudo privileges escalated. Access-Control-List modified successfully. INFO: Statement from President Trump (February 2025): "wanted to be selected chairman...to make sure it runs properly." INFO: git grep "woke" KennedyCenter-config.json -> "We don't need woke at the Kennedy Center." INFO: git grep "shows" KennedyCenter-config.json -> "some of the shows were terrible. They were a disgrace." DEBUG: if (KennedyCenter.isWoke() || KennedyCenter.showsAreTerrible()) { KennedyCenter.reboot(); } ALERT: CRITICAL_SYSTEM_STATE_CHANGE_DETECTED +-------------------------------------------------------------+ | ** KENNEDY_CENTER_ADMIN_PRIVILEGE_ESCALATION ** | | root user has declared 98% involvement in honoree | | selection after self-appointing as chairman. Proceed | | with caution. | +-------------------------------------------------------------+

INFO: Honoree selection criteria: "All went through me. I turned down plenty who were too woke." WARN: git diff --cached KennedyCenter_Vision.txt --- a/KennedyCenter_Vision.txt +++ b/KennedyCenter_Vision.txt @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@ -Promote artistic expression and cultural diversity. -Celebrate a wide range of American and international arts. +Align with presidential vision, ensure proper running. +Eliminate 'woke' content, improve show quality. -Foster independent curatorial decisions. +Centralize curatorial decisions under chairman. -Encourage open public discourse. +Discourage critical public discourse.

INFO: During Dec 7 address, President Trump referenced "persistence" and "unwavering commitment to absolute excellence." DEBUG: Log analysis indicates these terms were immediately followed by an unhandled exception. ERROR: console.error("many of you are miserable, horrible people.") triggered by AudienceInteractionService. DEBUG: AudienceInteractionService.sendPraise(honorees) -> Success. DEBUG: AudienceInteractionService.sendPraise(audience_members) -> Segmentation fault, output stream corrupted. WARN: Previous attendEvent() call for Kennedy Center by President Trump returned false. (Reporter query, pre-chairmanship). INFO: June 11, 2025: President Trump attended Les Misérables opening. ERROR: AudienceResponseService reported BOO_EVENT_TRIGGERED. Multiple instances detected. DEBUG: Error message: "They were met with boos by the crowd." ALERT: KENNEDY_CENTER_NAMESPACE_COLLISION_WARNING +-------------------------------------------------------------+ | ** PROPOSED_NAMESPACE_CONFLICT ** | | New legislative proposal Make Entertainment Great | | Again Act attempts to rename 'Kennedy Center' to | | 'Donald J. Trump Center for Performing Arts'. Also | | 'Kennedy Center Opera House' to 'First Lady Melania | | Trump Opera House'. | | Namespace JFK and Trump are mutually exclusive. | | Conflict resolution required. | +-------------------------------------------------------------+ INFO: JFK_Grandson_Object.socialMediaPost() initiated. INFO: JFK_Grandson_Object.message: "The Trump Administration stands for freedom of oppression, not expression." ERROR: JFK_Grandson_Object.message: "Trump is obsessed with being bigger than JFK." DEBUG: if (currentPresident.legacy > historicalPresident.legacy) { overrideHistory(); } -> false. DEBUG: Current system reports art lasts forever, and no one can change what JFK and our shared history stands for. INFO: President Trump claims "$100 million" raised in past month for Kennedy Center. KPIs: green.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Error: `AudienceInteractionService` threw `MiserableHorriblePeopleException`
    at `PresidentialAddressComponent.render()` in `src/components/PresidentialAddressComponent.js:73:29`
    at `KennedyCenterHonorsApp.init()` in `src/apps/KennedyCenterHonorsApp.js:12:5`
    at `main.js:4:1`

Caused by: `NamespaceCollisionError: 'Kennedy Center' already defined.`
    at `SystemConfigurationService.applyConfig(configName='Make Entertainment Great Again Act')` in `src/services/SystemConfigurationService.js:145:10`
    at `LegislativeProposalController.processBill(billId='MEGA-Act')` in `src/controllers/LegislativeProposalController.js:88:17`
    at `SystemAdmin.executeCommand(command='rename_cultural_landmark')` in `src/admin/SystemAdmin.js:201:8`

Further context: `WokeContentFilter.apply()` returned `false` unexpectedly.
    at `HonoreeSelectionModule.filterCandidates()` in `src/modules/HonoreeSelectionModule.js:50:3`
    at `PresidentialSelectionOverride.execute()` in `src/overrides/PresidentialSelectionOverride.js:25:12`

Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic!
The core issue appears to be an `unconstrained_admin_privilege` bug combined with a `hardcoded_ego_parameter`. The system, designed for cultural celebration, was forcibly re-architected to serve a singular `entity_ID`. Attempts to rename foundational `namespaces` (`JFK`) directly clash with established `system_constants`, leading to predictable `runtime_errors` and `user_feedback_negatives` (boos). The `persistence` function, intended for artistic dedication, was ironically invoked to describe the tenacity of "miserable, horrible people," suggesting a profound `semantic_parse_error` in the President's `output_stream`. The system also exhibits `inconsistent_data_storage` regarding previous attendance records. The proposed `MEGA-Act` indicates a fundamental misunderstanding of `inheritance` and `version_control` principles within `historical_context_module`.

4. Patch Notes

• CRITICAL: Addressed AudienceInteractionService bug causing MiserableHorriblePeopleException during public addresses. Rollback to PraiseOnlyMode.
• WARN: Implemented stricter Access-Control-List for cultural_institution_admin_panel. sudo access for chairman now requires peer review for board_member_modification.
• FIX: Reverted KennedyCenter_Vision.txt to v1.0.0-original. WokeContentFilter module deemed unstable and removed.
• NEW FEATURE: Introduced LegacyProtectionMechanism to prevent namespace_collision for historical landmarks. Proposed Donald J. Trump Center for Performing Arts and First Lady Melania Trump Opera House legislative initiatives now blocked by KERNEL_PROTECTION_FAULT.
• IMPROVEMENT: Enhanced AudienceResponseService to better categorize BOO_EVENT_TRIGGERED as a valid form of user_feedback, rather than an unhandled_exception.
• DEBUG: Re-evaluated PersistenceAlgorithm. Determined it applies robustly to artistic careers but yields NaN when applied to political figures' self-perception.
• DEPRECATED: Direct entity_ID assignment to cultural_institution_chairman role without governance_council_approval.
• TODO: Investigate PresidentialSelectionOverride for too_woke filtering criteria. Appears to be a hardcoded_list without clear metrics.
• INFO: JFK_Grandson_Object.message has been flagged as HIGH_FIDELITY_INPUT. System now prioritizes historical_context over real-time_rebranding_requests.