1. Command:

$ npx news florida-coastal-erosion --severity critical --verbose

2. Output:

INFO: Initializing coastal simulation module for Florida...

INFO: NOAA projection map loaded successfully. Displaying potential state changes with a 10-foot sea level rise.

WARN: Experts confirm 10-foot rise is a "future possibility." Professor William Butler of Florida State University indicates this is "not out of the question in the next century" without significant GHG emission reductions.

ERROR: Current trajectory for greenhouse gas emissions shows "limited progress." System reports heading "in the wrong direction."

DEBUG: Analyzing root causes: global temperature increase, melting glaciers, and ice caps. It appears a "certain amount of sea level rise is already baked into the climate system."

DEBUG: Core question shifting from 'how high' to 'when?'. Prioritizing mitigation over prevention, apparently.

INFO: Impact analysis identifies Florida as most impacted state. Vast stretches of coastline and beaches predicted to vanish. Initiating sub-module for affected locations.

+--------------------------------------------------+|      <u_BEACHES_SUBMERGED_>                      |+--------------------------------------------------+|  - Butler Beach                                  ||  - Flagler Beach                                 ||  - Daytona Beach                                 ||  - New Smyrna Beach                              ||  - Cocoa Beach                                   ||  - Satellite Beach                               ||  - Bethune Beach                                 ||  - Jensen Beach                                  ||  - Sunny Isles Beach                             ||  - Miami Beach                                   ||  - Holmes Beach                                  ||  - Barefoot Beach                                ||  - Fort Myers Beach                              ||  - Horseshoe Beach                               ||  - Keaton Beach                                  ||  ...and many others.                             |+--------------------------------------------------+

+--------------------------------------------------+|      <u_CITIES_AFFECTED_>                        |+--------------------------------------------------+|  - Jacksonville                                  ||  - Port Orange                                   ||  - Melbourne                                     ||  - Port St. Lucie                                ||  - Fort Lauderdale                               ||  - Hollywood                                     ||  - Naples                                        ||  - Venice                                        ||  - Sarasota                                      ||  - Tarpon Springs                                ||  - Crystal River                                 ||  - Cedar Key                                     ||  - Tampa                                         ||  - St. Petersburg                                ||  - Panama City                                   |+--------------------------------------------------+

WARN: Southern Florida ecosystems, including Everglades and Biscayne National Parks, along with numerous wildlife refuges, are projected to be flooded.

ERROR: Devastating impacts anticipated for coastal cities across U.S., particularly Gulf, Southeastern, and Mid-Atlantic states. Miami could become an "archipelago."

ERROR: Critical infrastructure failure imminent: stormwater, water, and sewer systems predicted to collapse. Roads and bridges will be rendered unusable.

ERROR: Municipal budgets will be stretched thin or bankrupt as property taxes become unsustainable. This will cripple adaptation funding.

WARN: Mass displacement of millions from coastal areas projected. This will trigger significant internal migration.

DEBUG: Even before 10 feet, current impacts are reshaping cities. Low-lying areas already experience "sunny day" flooding.

WARN: Insurance markets are rapidly adjusting, with companies abandoning high-risk markets like Florida and Louisiana. Financial stability compromised.

ERROR: Saltwater intrusion into freshwater wells is a present and growing issue, forcing closures and threatening potable water supplies.

"10 feet would make what we're dealing with now look like a walk in the park even though it is costing billions just to adapt to the current context." — William Butler

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code):

Traceback (most recent call last):  File "global_climate_model.py", line 42, in <module>    climate_stability = System.evaluate_feedback_loops(greenhouse_gases, planetary_albedo)  File "system_config.py", line 187, in evaluate_feedback_loops    positive_feedback_threshold_exceeded = check_emissions_trajectory(ghg_data)  File "policy_engine.js", line 99, in check_emissions_trajectory    // BUG: Emissions reduction policies consistently return 'FAILED' or 'INSUFFICIENT_PROGRESS'    return PolicyValidator.validate(current_policies) == Status.SUCCESS  File "economic_drivers.c", line 301, in validate    if (economic_growth_priority > environmental_stability_priority) {        throw new FundingAllocationException("Resource_Contention_Error: Insufficient capital for mitigation strategies.");    }FundingAllocationException: Resource_Contention_Error: Insufficient capital for mitigation strategies.Segmentation fault (core dumped) - Humanity.exe encountered an unhandled exception.

What went wrong: The policy_engine consistently returns INSUFFICIENT_PROGRESS because the economic_drivers module prioritizes short-term growth over long-term environmental stability.

This leads to a FundingAllocationException as mitigation strategies are underfunded. Essentially, the system is designed to fail when faced with high-stakes resource contention.

Panic! Humanity.exe is unresponsive due to critical resource contention and an unhandled FundingAllocationException. Reboot recommended, but global scope makes this difficult.

4. Patch Notes:

• - FEATURE: Proactive planning module proposed. This includes mapping scenarios and identifying vulnerable areas.
• - FIX: Engineered responses, such as retrofitting infrastructure and elevating land, can be deployed to mitigate immediate impacts.
• - ENHANCEMENT: Support for alternative energy, reforestation, and carbon capture technologies could slow the rise.
• - BUG: Major barrier identified: FundingAllocationError. Federal government intervention is required to scale solutions.
• - WARN: Without significant intervention, current 'billions' in adaptation costs will seem trivial compared to future expenses.
• - DEBUG: Humans still debating 'when' vs. 'how high' while the water_level_sensor alarm is already blaring.