1. Command

$ npx news bongino-pipe-bombs --debug --verbose

2. Output

INFO: Pipe bomb investigation concludes; suspect apprehended.
DEBUG: Initiating historical data retrieval for user 'Dan Bongino'...
WARN: Detected past statements contradicting current official narrative.
ERROR: User 'Dan Bongino' (current FBI Deputy Director) previously promoted 'inside job' and 'cover-up' theories regarding the pipe bombs.
INFO: Bongino, when questioned, stated "I was paid in the past, Sean, for my opinions."
DEBUG: Reconciling past paid opinions with current law enforcement role.
WARN: User is now "paid to be your deputy director, and we base investigations on facts."
DEBUG: Stack trace suggests a persistent 'collusion hoax' module still running in user's background processes.
SYSTEM ALERT: Reality check failed. User's past opinions appear to be contaminating the present investigation narrative.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

TypeError: Cannot assign value of type 'Opinion' to variable of type 'FactBasedInvestigation'
    at FBI.DeputyDirector.handlePublicInquiry (FBI.js:473:11)
    at FBI.DeputyDirector.respondToSeanHannity (FBI.js:512:9)
    at FBI.js:889:5

# What went wrong:
Past 'opinion' code paths are interfering with current 'fact-based' execution.

# Potential Fixes:
- Refactor 'opinion' module to a separate, offline process.
- Implement stricter type checking between 'past_statements' and 'current_duties'.
- Clear cache of 'conspiracy_theories' related to 'pipe_bombs'.

Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic!

4. Patch Notes

• - INFO: Suspect identified and arrested for pipe bomb incident.
• - WARN: FBI Deputy Director's past conspiracy claims resurfaced during press questioning.
• - DEBUG: Added 'opinion' to 'deprecated features' list in official capacity.
• - REVERT: Attempted to revert user to 'facts only' mode, success rate TBD.
• - NOTE: User's political commentary module remains active, pending further review.