Fatal_Error: President.exe Declares NYT.lib A National Security Threat
SUMMARY
Presidential process `Trump.exe` detected a critical vulnerability in `NYT.lib`, initiating a full system shutdown rhetoric. Debugging ongoing.
DETAILS
1. Command
$ npx news trump nyt 'national security threat' --verbose
2. Output
INFO: Presidential_Process (PID: POTUS_2025) initiated a new `TRUTH_SOCIAL_POST_0xDEADBEEF` operation.
WARN: Target library NYT.lib identified as 'failing' and 'spreading lies' by the primary executive thread.
ERROR: Critical security alert: NYT.lib explicitly declared a 'National Security Threat' by `President.exe`.
DEBUG: This `DECLARATION_OF_HOSTILITIES` appears to be a recurring feature. Is there a memory leak in the 'public discourse' module?
WARN: System output from `President.exe`:
"Their Radical Left, Unhinged Behavior, writing FAKE Articles and Opinions in a never ending way, must be dealt with and stopped."
ERROR: STATUS_CRITICAL: NYT.lib has been explicitly labeled as a "TRUE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE". Expect system instability.
DEBUG: User 'PressFreedomAdvocates' has filed multiple concern.log entries regarding 'rhetoric erosion' and 'journalist harassment'.
INFO: NYT.lib is currently unresponsive to presidential posts. Status: AWAITING_RESPONSE.
3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)
Segmentation fault in `public_discourse_handler.js` at line 42.
Reason: `PresidentialRhetoricBuffer` overflow. Attempted to write 'National Security Threat' into `PressFreedomModule.status` without proper validation or type checking.
Traceback:
at escalate_rhetoric(TrumpModule.js:123)at declare_enemy(TruthSocialAPI.php:45)at main_event_loop(WhiteHouseOS.py:789)Error:ClassificationError: Cannot assign 'ENEMY_OF_THE_PEOPLE' toNEWS_ORGANIZATIONtype.
4. Patch Notes
- Removed:Any pretense of a functional media-government relationship. This feature has been deprecated.- Added:New `ENEMY_OF_THE_PEOPLE` classification for selected news outlets. Functionality is now live.- Updated:Presidential communication protocol now defaults to `ANGER_MODE` when interacting with `NYT.lib`.- WARN:Public trust in journalism module showing critical degradation indicators. Further erosion expected.- DEBUG:The 'ignore_previous_warnings' flag is persistently set toTRUEacross all related processes. Investigation pending.