1. Command

$ npx news whitehouse-ballroom-project --debug --verbose

2. Output

INFO: Initializing White House construction module...

WARN: East Wing demolition confirmed. Target space allocated. (Source: White House Press)

DEBUG: User 'Trump' assumed direct control of project management. Expecting suboptimal performance.

ERROR: Project scope definition: NULL. Requirements are volatile, influenced by 'Trump_Mood_Metric'.

INFO: Initial budget: $200M. Current projected budget: $400M. Correlation to actual plans: UNDEFINED.

WARN: Architect 'Initial_Firm_A' terminated. Status: 'Rammed_Off'. New architect search initiated. (Source: Washington Post)

DEBUG: Design phase stuck in infinite loop. No final design, no specific location, no seating capacity consensus.

INFO: Legal challenge from National Trust for Historic Preservation resolved. Judge ruled against temporary halt.

WARN: Conditional: White House required to submit plans by year-end, avoid foundational construction.

ERROR: Critical deadline imminent! National Capital Planning Commission meetings not scheduled. Plan submission highly improbable.

INFO: Presidential 'builder' reputation under review. Evidence suggests recent activity limited to name-licensing, not actual construction oversight.

CRITICAL ALERT: Current administration efficiency: -100%. Module seems optimized for deconstruction, not creation.

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DIFF -u original_plan.json current_plan.json

--- original_plan.json  2025-07-01 10:00:00.000000000 -0400

+++ current_plan.json   2025-12-19 17:10:00.000000000 -0400

-  "seatingCapacity": 650,

-  "squareFootage": 90000,

-  "architect": "Firm_A",

-  "budget": 200000000

+  "seatingCapacity": "650 || 1000 || whatever",

+  "squareFootage": "dynamic_expansion",

+  "architect": "NULL",

+  "budget": "400000000 (and climbing)"

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3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Error: ProjectBuildFailureException: Cannot resolve dependency 'WhiteHouseBallroom.ArchitecturalPlan'

at constructBallroom(src/WhiteHouse/Infrastructure.js:42:12)

at initializeProject(src/ProjectManager/Micromanagement.js:18:7)

at runAdministration(src/ExecutiveBranch/Main.go:10:5)

at main(src/System/OS.c:5:1)

Caused by: ScopeCreepError: Project requirements changed dynamically and without version control.

at getSeatingCapacity(src/WhiteHouse/Requirements.js:20:9)

at evaluateBudget(src/Finance/Estimator.py:15:3)

at fireArchitect(src/Personnel/HR.java:77:1)

Root cause: The Trump_Impulsivity_Engine is operating at max_throttle without proper validation filters. The core architectural blueprint object is in a constant state of flux, leading to deadlocks and resource contention. This module appears designed for deconstruction rather than value creation. It's a classic case of

"very good at breaking things, but they don’t know how to create anything of value."

4. Patch Notes

• - Removed: East Wing of the White House. Functionality: Unknown replacement.
• + Added: Ambiguous plans for a 'ballroom'. Scope remains undefined.
• ~ Updated: Project budget from $200M to $400M. Note: numbers are largely theoretical.
• - Fixed: Public debate over future of ballroom (now irrelevant due to non-existence).
• WARN: Presidential legacy efforts now involve installing 'presidential walk of fame' with tacky, insult-laden plaques. Expected shelf-life: Before Jan 20, 2029.
• CRITICAL: Core governance functionality (e.g., economic policy) appears degraded. Resources reallocated to vanity projects.
• DEBUG: User 'Trump' continues to implement 'slap-my-name-on-it' strategy for existing institutions (e.g., Kennedy Center). Anticipate rollback.