1. Command

$ npx news potus-holiday-rant --verbose --debug

2. Output

INFO: Initializing PRESIDENTIAL_HOLIDAY_MESSAGE_MODULE.v2025...

DEBUG: Loading configuration: --grudge_list_enabled=true --media_blame_mode=aggressive --epstein_protocol=activated.

WARN: Detected unexpected 'Sleazebag' keyword frequency. Confidence threshold for holiday cheer breached.

ERROR: Uncaught Exception in `generate_greeting_payload()`: Message begins with a non-standard "Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, and thought he was the greatest guy on earth..."

This critical exception then details how these unnamed individuals allegedly "dropped him like a dog" when the situation became "too HOT."

"falsely claimed they had nothing to do with him, didn’t know him, said he was a disgusting person, and then blame, of course, President Donald J. Trump, who was actually the only one who did drop Epstein, and long before it became fashionable to do so."

INFO: System cross-referencing 'dropped_epstein_first()' assertion with historical data.

DEBUG: Discrepancy detected: DOJ records, corroborated by a federal prosecutor, indicate President Trump flew on Epstein's private jet "many more times than previously has been reported." His name is also mentioned hundreds of times in associated files (Source: DOJ documents, December 2025).

WARN: Further message payload includes `target_group="Radical Left Witch Hunt"`. Additional individual `target="one lowlife ‘Republican,’ Massie!"` identified.

The message further attempts to link current events to past political narratives, stating: "When their names get brought out in the ongoing Radical Left Witch Hunt (plus one lowlife ‘Republican,’ Massie!), and it is revealed that they are Democrats all, there will be a lot of explaining to do, much like there was when it was made public that the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax was a fictitious story - a total Scam - and had nothing to do with ‘TRUMP.’"

INFO: Processing secondary grievance against media entities.

DEBUG: Target: "The Failing New York Times". Primary accusation: "forced to apologize for their bad and faulty Election ‘Reporting,’ even to the point of losing many subscribers due to their highly inaccurate (FAKE!) coverage."

Another error-level alert flags the subsequent claim:

"Now the same losers are at it again, only this time so many of their friends, mostly innocent, will be badly hurt and reputationally tarnished. But sadly, that’s the way it is in the World of Corrupt Democrat Politics!!!"

ALERT: CRITICAL SYSTEM OVERRIDE: Final sign-off detected. Message content: "Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump."

System State: Highly Unstable. Emergency protocols initiated.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Traceback (most recent call last):

File "core/message_broker.py", line 112, in publish_holiday_message

process_outgoing(event.payload, config.global_settings)

File "modules/greeting_generator.js", line 345, in process_outgoing

validate_sender_intent(payload.sentiment)

File "lib/sentiment_analyzer.go", line 87, in validate_sender_intent

if sentiment_score < config.min_festive_threshold:

--> ValueError: Expected sentiment_score >= 0.8 (festive), got -0.9 (extreme grievance).

File "controllers/epstein_link_handler.java", line 210, in validate_historical_claims

assert payload.asserts_epstein_dropped_first == true, "Historical data mismatch!";

--> AssertionFailedError: Historical data mismatch! (Actual: numerous past associations, flights, and mentions in files).

File "utils/media_critique.php", line 55, in inject_media_blame

if not is_contextually_relevant(payload.media_claims, current_topic):

--> LogicError: Attempted to inject unrelated 2020 election reporting blame into Epstein file discussion. Context-linking algorithm failed.

File "security/final_override.c", line 10, in critical_message_append

force_append_ominous_farewell("Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!");

--> SystemPanic: Unhandled Ominous Farewell Sequence. Initiating emergency shutdown.

What went wrong: The PRESIDENT_HOLIDAY_MESSAGE_MODULE experienced a cascading series of failures due to severe sentiment drift and critical data validation errors. The module attempted to push a "dropped Epstein first" narrative, directly contradicting verifiable historical records. Furthermore, an aggressive media critique function inserted an entirely irrelevant electoral dispute, leading to LogicError. The system ultimately entered a SystemPanic state following the unexpected execution of an ominous, unapproved farewell message. Expected output: festive cheer. Actual output: a public debugging session.

4. Patch Notes

• - Fixed: No active fixes applied. Current system continues to operate in unpredictable grievance mode.
• - WARN: Increased likelihood of ERROR: Uncaught Exception during public communications, particularly around holidays.
• - DEBUG: Human interpretative modules are reporting high levels of confusion, dismay, and an urgent need for re-evaluation of core system logic.
• - ADDED: New "Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!" sign-off. Feature efficacy and purpose remain largely unknown.
• - REMOVED: Any remaining code related to "goodwill towards all" from the PRESIDENTIAL_HOLIDAY_MESSAGE_MODULE.
• - IMPROVED: Error reporting now includes direct accusations against "Radical Left Witch Hunt" and specific political opponents, enhancing blame-shifting capabilities.