1. Command

$ npx news trump-colorado-rant --verbosity=9000 --debug-rage

2. Output

INFO: Initializing presidential rhetoric module v2025.12...

INFO: Target: Colorado_Officials_Module.js

INFO: Context: Tina_Peters_Case_v2020_Election_Interference.pkg

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|   WARNING: High-level emotional output detected.                            ||   Expected: Standard diplomatic protocol.                                   ||   Received: Explicit malediction 'rot in hell'.                             |--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WARN: President Trump deployed severe string literal "rot in hell" against Colorado Governor Jared Polis and a Republican District Attorney (RINO identified).

"God Bless Tina Peters, who is now, for two years out of nine, sitting in a Colorado Maximum Security Prison, at the age of 73, and sick, for the 'crime' of trying to stop the massive voter fraud that goes on in her State (where people are leaving in record numbers!)."

INFO: Tina Peters, former Mesa County clerk, is serving nine years for seven state-level charges.

INFO: These charges include "attempting to influence a public servant" and criminal impersonation.

INFO: Her conviction stems from granting a MyPillow CEO associate access to Mesa County election software in 2020.

ERROR: Presidential_Pardon_Function.js invoked with invalid state!

ERROR: Attempted to execute pardon(TinaPeters, '2020_Election_Fraud') for state-level convictions.

ERROR: Function signature requires federal conviction; received state.

"Today I am granting Tina a full Pardon for her attempts to expose Voter Fraud in the Rigged 2020 Presidential Election!"

WARN: This "pardon" operation resulted in a no-op.

WARN: State-level crimes are definitively beyond presidential jurisdiction.

DEBUG: User input error, or perhaps a feature request for expanded executive powers? Further debugging required.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

    Error: UnhandledPresidentialRageException: Call to `rotInHell()` failed.        at PresidentialRhetoricModule.deployMalediction (president.js:42:12)        at TruthSocialIntegration.postUpdate (platform.js:101:5)        at CorePresidentialLogic.handleElectionClaims (policyEngine.js:250:9)        at CorePresidentialLogic.processInput (mainLoop.js:88:3)        at globalEventLoop.run (runtime.js:15:1)    Caused by: InvalidPardonJurisdictionError: Cannot pardon state-level charges.        at PardonService.executePardon (legalFramework.js:77:18)        at PresidentialDirective.invokePardon (commanderInChief.js:30:7)        at CorePresidentialLogic.handleElectionClaims (policyEngine.js:245:10)

What went wrong? The PresidentialRhetoricModule appears to have executed a critical failure when attempting to process perceived injustices.

A nested error, InvalidPardonJurisdictionError, indicates a fundamental misunderstanding of the scope of executive power.

This led directly to a declared pardon that has no actual legal effect.

This cascade of errors suggests a high-level STATE_MISMATCH where desired outcomes conflict with established operational protocols and legal frameworks.

4. Patch Notes

• - WARN: Presidential rhetoric module stability downgraded. Expect unfiltered string literals and unparsed emotional data.
• - CRITICAL: PardonService.executePardon function still not granting state-level relief, despite multiple attempts to invoke it.
• - INFO: Tina Peters' nine-year sentence remains fully enforced by Colorado state authorities, as per Colorado_Legal_Framework_v1.0.
• - DEBUG: Public opinion metrics for involved parties currently oscillating between OUTRAGED and PERPLEXED, indicating unresolved issues.
• - Fixed: Nothing. Absolutely nothing has been fixed. Further intervention required.