1. Command

$ npx news kennedy-center-rename --debug

2. Output

INFO: Initializing news feed...

INFO: Press Secretary Caroline Levit (@clevit_official) reports unanimous board vote to rename Kennedy Center to Trump Kennedy Center.

The stated rationale for this change is President Trump's "unbelievable work... saving the building... physically, financially, and its reputation." (Source: @clevit_official)

INFO: President Trump states he was "honored and surprised" by the move, attributing it to a "very distinguished board." He claims the building was in "very bad shape" and he "saved" it by securing congressional funding and record-setting donations. (Source: Presidential remarks)

WARN: Investigation into the "distinguished board" members reveals a high degree of Trump-related dependencies.

DEBUG: Chairman: Donald J. Trump. Self-referential loop detected. (!CRITICAL)

• Maria Bartiromo: Fox host, known Trump sycophant.
• Pam Bondi: Former Trump Attorney General.
• Pamela DeVos: Relative of Betsy DeVos, former Trump Education Secretary.
• Patricia Dugan: Wife of a major Trump donor.
• Sergio Gore: Trump's Ambassador to India.
• Pamela Gross: Melania Trump's adviser.
• Laura Ingraham: Another prominent Fox host, staunch Trump supporter.
• Allison Lutnik: Wife of Trump's Secretary of Commerce.
• Dan Scavino: Trump's advisor.
• Usha Vance: Wife of Vice President JD Vance.
• Susie Wiles: Trump's Chief of Staff.

DEBUG: All listed individuals were appointed by Donald Trump. Input validation for an "independent board" failed. Expected: diverse artistic expertise. Received: [LOYALTY_MATRIX_OVERLOAD]

ERROR: Legal violation detected. The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is named by statute.

Congress did not vest authority in the board to change its name, rendering the purported vote invalid. (Source: U.S. Statute concerning Kennedy Center establishment)

DEBUG: System of checks and balances initiated. Courts are expected to intervene if challenged. The executive branch's oath to "faithfully execute laws" appears to be experiencing a runtime error.

WARN: While renaming attempts are in progress, critical national issues remain unresolved:

• Healthcare costs for 24 million Americans are set to surge January 1st.
• Medicaid is being stripped from 17 million Americans.
• Food assistance programs are being gutted, totaling $186 billion in cuts.
• Energy prices have surged 13% across the United States despite prior promises to cut them by 2026.
• Numerous unfulfilled promises include cheaper healthcare, free IVF, an end to the Russia-Ukraine war, lowered inflation, and protection of earned benefits.

DEBUG: Presidential approval ratings are plummeting, and Republicans are experiencing losses in special and regular elections nationwide. The priority queue appears to be misconfigured for public welfare, with the self-aggrandizement task running at PRIORITY_MAX.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

FATAL_ERROR: System.Governance.renameEntity("KennedyCenter", "TrumpKennedyCenter");Traceback (most recent call last):  File "government_ops.py", line 128, in <module>    main_event_loop()  File "government_ops.py", line 92, in main_event_loop    execute_executive_action(action)  File "executive_module.py", line 45, in execute_executive_action    entity_manager.rename(entity_name, new_name)  File "entity_manager.py", line 198, in rename    if not self.has_permission(entity, user_context):  File "entity_manager.py", line 210, in has_permission    raise PermissionDeniedError("Statutory immutable name constraint violated.")PermissionDeniedError: Attempted name change on `John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts` without `CONGRESS_WRITE_ACCESS` flag.

What went wrong: The renameEntity function was called by a user context (President_Trump) lacking the necessary CONGRESS_WRITE_ACCESS permissions for a STATUTORY_IMMUTABLE entity. This indicates a fundamental misunderstanding of legislative constraints or a deliberate attempt to bypass them.

Additionally, the board_members.validateLoyalty() function returned TRUE for all inputs, suggesting a bias in data acquisition and selection, compromising board independence.

4. Patch Notes

• - BUG: `KennedyCenter.name` property attempted to be mutated by unauthorized entity. Rollback pending legal challenge.
• - CRITICAL_WARN: Executive branch attempting to bypass `STATUTORY_IMMUTABLE` constants. Potential for cascading system instability detected.
• - NEGLECTED_ISSUES: Healthcare costs, food assistance, energy prices, and multiple campaign promises remain in an `UNRESOLVED` state, indicating severe resource misallocation.
• - FEATURE_CREEP: President observed to prioritize `SELF_AGGRANDIZEMENT_MODULE` over `PUBLIC_WELFARE_MODULE` consistently.
• - REFUND_REQUEST: Taxpayer funds (approximately $400M for ballroom, $1B for Qatari jet, $172M for Gulfstream jets) appear to be funneling into personal enrichment schemes. (Source: various reports)
• - STATUS: Populist rhetoric flag (IS_POPULIST=TRUE) now returns FALSE consistently. Data mismatch requires immediate review.