1. Command

$ npx news genz-job-market-ai --debug-level high --ignore-platitudes

2. Output

INFO: Initializing analysis of economic sentiment for Generation Z...

INFO: Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan observed a massive 200,000 applications. From this pool, only 2,000 top graduates were hired.

WARN: Moynihan delivered a common corporate encouragement: "Harness it... It'll be your world ahead of you." This was directed at Gen Z, who explicitly stated they are scared.

DEBUG: System detected 99% similarity to the classic "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" subroutine. This version, however, included new "AI branding."

INFO: Moynihan speculated that efficiencies gained from AI would be reinvested. His hope is to drive "more growth" for the company.

DEBUG: This is an optimistic outlook. Historical data frequently indicates that "efficiencies" often translate directly into "headcount optimization" for human resources.

ERROR: Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell has confirmed a "hiring nightmare" for recent college graduates. This contradicts some earlier, more positive corporate sentiments.

INFO: Powell elaborated on an "interesting labor market." Key factors include a "low-hire, low-fire" environment and the "rapid automation of entry-level roles."

INFO: The tech industry's workforce is also reportedly "getting older." Meanwhile, Gen Z's presence within it is shrinking, intensifying competition.

DIFF:

• - Entry-level job postings in corporate roles: Down approximately 15% year over year.
• + References to "AI" in job descriptions: Jumped about 400% over two years.

WARN: Economists, such as Dartmouth's David Blanchflower, report rising "despair" among young workers. A pervasive "this job sucks" sentiment is also becoming common.

ALERT: System Overload! The input 'hope' counter overflowed due to an excessive 'reality' data stream. Immediate human intervention advised.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

ERROR in genz_career_path.py at line 42:

Expected 'stable_entry_point', got 'ai_driven_automation_void'

Traceback (most recent call last):

• File "economy_main.js", line 17, in <module>
• init_job_market_for_new_graduates()
• File "market_allocator.go", line 253, in init_job_market_for_new_graduates
• career_path_generator.generate_path(user_profile)
• File "genz_career_path.py", line 42, in generate_path
• raise JobMarketError("Segmentation Fault: Entry-level roles missing or heavily AI-abstracted.")
• JobMarketError: Segmentation Fault: Entry-level roles missing or heavily AI-abstracted.

Panic! An unhandled exception has occurred: OpportunityNotFoundException for a significant demographic segment. An immediate hotfix is required, otherwise, system instability is imminent.

4. Patch Notes

• - Fixed: Public perception of an "easy" post-graduate job market. Reality data stream successfully injected into public consciousness.
• - WARN: Corporate leadership continues to deploy motivational speeches. Their overall efficacy remains highly questionable.
• - DEBUG: Entry-level roles have been aggressively refactored by AI, leading to unexpected 404 errors for human applicants seeking traditional paths.
• - Added: A new system feature, "Despair Metrics," for young workers. Performance indicators show this feature is currently optimal.
• - Removed: The illusion of linear career progression has been deprecated for many professional fields.