1. Command

$ npx news fbi-director-patel-bongino-shakeup --verbose --debug

2. Output

INFO: Initializing news retrieval for module 'FBI_Leadership'.

INFO: Detected high probability of pending `System.exit()` for FBI Director Kash Patel.

INFO: Deputy Director Dan Bongino reportedly has already performed an unscheduled `git push --force` to 'out-the-door' branch.

WARN: Previous 'person-of-interest' announcements by Director Patel resulted in `boolean false` evaluations. Refer to Brown University shooting and Charlie Kirk investigation incidents.

ERROR: Rhode Island Attorney General Peter Neronha issued a `FATAL_ERROR` override, stating `no basis` to detain person-of-interest touted by FBI.

DEBUG: Internal FBI `morale_metric` API reports 'all-time low' status. Source: `veteran_agent_interface`.

DEBUG: Agency described as "in shambles." Root cause: Top-level management instability.

INFO: Potential successor for Director module identified: Andrew Bailey (former Missouri AG).

DEBUG: Bailey's `experience_level_FBI` metric is 'undefined' or 'null'. Political backing metric: 'high'.

QUOTE: "President Trump is appointing a partisan politician," stated Sen. Dick Durbin (Illinois).

INFO: White House spokesperson issued `denial_message: "no truth to anything." (Source: Abigail Jackson).

DEBUG: President Trump's `blame_redirection_algorithm` successfully pointed to 'school problem' instead of 'FBI_module_issue'.

WARN: Deputy Director Bongino's `credibility_score` from internal sources is `0.0`. Described as "something of a clown."

DEBUG: Bongino's `political_opinion_parser` changed behavior post-appointment: "paid" for controversial opinions previously.

--- Current FBI State --- - Director.status: Pending_Removal - DeputyDirector.status: Gone_Missing (Office_Empty: 2_Weeks) - Agency.Morale: CRITICAL (Error 404: Not Found) - Credibility.Patel: LOW (Previous_False_Positives: 2) - Credibility.Bongino: SEVERE (Internal_Rating: Clown) + Successor.Candidate: Andrew_Bailey (Experience: N/A, Political_Influence: HIGH)

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Traceback (most recent call last):

File "/src/fbi/main.py", line 42, in <module>

FBI_Core.execute_mission(mission_params)

File "/src/fbi/leadership/director.py", line 123, in announce_suspect

self.validate_data(suspect_info) # Fails to validate

File "/src/fbi/utils/validation.py", line 55, in validate_data

raise DataIntegrityError("Input data does not match judicial reality.")

DataIntegrityError: Input data does not match judicial reality.

Additionally, a `Segmentation fault` occurred in `deputy_director.credibility_handler()` due to `unhandled_edge_case_politics_vs_fact`. The system is unstable.

What went wrong? Core modules FBI.Director and FBI.DeputyDirector are exhibiting critical bugs. Specifically, the announce_suspect() function is prematurely committing to unverified data, leading to DataIntegrityError. The credibility_handler also appears to be missing essential input sanitation, resulting in a Segmentation fault when processing real-world expectations against media persona. This is causing cascading failures across agency morale and public trust metrics.

4. Patch Notes

• - DEPRECATED: FBI.Director.KashPatel_Module. End-of-life status.
• - REFACTOR: FBI.DeputyDirector.DanBongino_Component has been internally marked for removal due to low_credibility_score.
• - NEW_FEATURE: Andrew_Bailey_Module added to FBI.Leadership_Candidates. Status: Pending Deployment.
• - BUG: Repeated false_positive_alert on 'person of interest' declarations. Hotfix required ASAP.
• - WARN: `Agency_Morale.API` consistently returning `404 NOT FOUND`. Impact: Severe.
• - DEBUG: White House denial_function() appears to be working as expected, regardless of underlying facts.
• - TODO: Implement fact_checking_middleware for all public statements.
• - CRITICAL: Address System.Integrity.Compromised status.