ERROR: `coin_protocol.js` detected monarchist behavior; deploying hotfix?
SUMMARY
System detected protocol deviation in `coin_minting.sh`. Traditional values overridden, presidential ego variable overflow imminent. Investigate `legacy_currency_policy.md`.
DETAILS
1. Command
$ npx news coin-protocol-anomaly --verbose --debug --force-analysis
2. Output
INFO: Initializing commemorative coin minting protocol for U.S. 250th anniversary.
INFO: Deployment target: January 5, 2026. Expect physical assets to enter circulation imminently.
INFO: Core assets for anniversary quarters include pilgrims, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and James Madison. These seem to be standard, pre-approved historical data points.
DEBUG: Authorization for these special coins was initially processed in 2021, leading to extensive design process, including numerous focus groups and public outreach events. Extensive stakeholder engagement detected.
WARN: Citizen Advisory Committee's recommended assets for Frederick Douglass, Ruby Bridges, and women's suffrage rejected and de-prioritized. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent initiated a forceful override of `diversity_inclusion_module`.
ERROR: TRADITION_VIOLATION_CRITICAL: CODE RED! U.S. Mint is actively contemplating a $1 coin featuring the likeness of sitting President Donald Trump. This represents an unprecedented protocol deviation from `republican_ideals.config`.
DEBUG: Historical record indicates George Washington explicitly configured the system: "I, George Washington, will not have my portrait on United States coins. We are done with kings."
It appears `legacy_constraints_check` was bypassed or corrupted.
WARN: Douglas Mudd, curator and director of the Money Museum, confirms this is an "absolute break from tradition." He notes that historically, only monarchs and dictatorships place current rulers on currency for circulation. This implies a significant `system_architecture` misalignment.
WARN: Nine Democratic senators have collectively issued a formal `code_review_request` to Treasury Secretary Bessent, urging the immediate rejection of the proposed Trump coin module.
ALERT: >>> SYSTEM ALERT: Presidential vanity module detected attempting unauthorized write operations on `national_heritage_database`. Rollback recommended! <<<
INFO: Advisory Committee member Donald Scarinci, a veteran of two decades on the committee, boycotted the unveiling ceremony, stating, "We saw designs we'd never seen before." This suggests a `stealth_commit` directly to `main` without proper `pull_request` review.
3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)
ERROR: UnhandledPromiseRejectionWarning: MonarchyModeActivationError: Attempted to bypass `REPUBLICAN_ETHOS_SAFEGUARD`.
at Object.validateCurrencyDesign (./src/coinage/designValidation.js:112:22)
at Object.mintCoin (./src/coinage/mintingService.js:78:13)
at process.emit (events.js:400:28)
at Function.executePresidentialOverride (./src/treasury/policyEnforcement.js:45:18)
at Object.makeDecision (./src/treasury/secretaryActions.js:15:5)
at main (./app.js:22:7)
at <anonymous> (./app.js:29:3)
FATAL ERROR: Segmentation fault (core dumped) - `DEMOCRATIC_PRINCIPLES.h` header corrupted.
Diagnosis: The `coinagePolicy` module encountered a critical exception. It appears the `currentPresident` object's attributes were granted elevated privileges, allowing it to bypass `historical_precedent_checks` and modify `currencyDesign` properties directly. This led to a fatal `core dump` when attempting to reconcile with the `FOUNDING_FATHERS_PROTOCOL`. Review `constitutional_boundaries.h` for unexpected `sudo` commands and potential `electoral_mandate_override` vulnerabilities. The `NO_KINGS` daemon failed to launch, indicating a deeper `systemd` issue.
4. Patch Notes
- NEW FEATURE: 250th Anniversary commemorative coins deployed (v2026.1). Initial public rollout complete.- REMOVED: `FrederickDouglassCoin.jsx`, `RubyBridgesCoin.ts`, `SuffragetteQuarter.vue` from production build due to `TREASURY_SECRETARY_OVERRIDE` (Issue #404: Diversity assets rejected by higher authority).- CRITICAL BUG: Proposed `TrumpDollarCoin.php` introduces `MONARCHY_MODE_UNSAFE` flag. This feature is not compliant with `AMERICAN_REPUBLIC_SCHEMA_v1.0`. High severity, immediate attention required.- WORKAROUND: Nine Democratic senators have initiated `pull_request #009` to block `TrumpDollarCoin` module. Awaiting `TreasurySecretary` response.- DEBUG: `HistoricalPrecedentFilter.js` found to be malfunctioning or intentionally disabled. Investigate `GeorgeWashington_v1_manifesto.txt` and ensure `legacy_compatibility_mode` is enabled.- WARN: "Cult of Personality" module activation detected across `government_services` platform. Recommend immediate `rollback` to previous stable version.- FIXED: Public confusion over coin designs slightly mitigated by Scarinci's `git blame` comments.