### 1. Command

$ npx news trump massie christmas --debug

### 2. Output

INFO: Initializing message parsing for "Christmas Post" event.

DEBUG: Analyzing sender: Donald J. Trump (User ID: POTUS_45).

WARN: Detected unusual message payload targeting schema. Expected "holiday cheer", found "sleazebags" and "witch hunt".

INFO: Message content includes self-congratulation for "dropping" Jeffrey Epstein.

ERROR: Unexpected keyword detected: "lowlife 'Republican', Massie!". Target parsing failed.

"When their names get brought out in an ongoing Radical Left Witch Hunt (plus one lowlife ‘Republican,’ Massie!) and it is revealed that they are Democrats all, there will be a lot of explaining to do."

— System.out.println("Trump's Christmas Directive")

DEBUG: Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) received attack vector despite co-sponsoring the Epstein Files Transparency Act with Democrats.

INFO: Response from @RepThomasMassie received: "Merry Christmas to you too Mr. President. So… I’ve teamed up with radical left democrats to expose… Democrats. This 4D chess is fun!"

DEBUG: Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) commented: "What a novel idea to put country before party." Unscheduled feature: cross-party agreement on Presidential mockery.

WARN: Subsequent X post from Massie: "Imagine celebrating a blessed Christmas with your family… suddenly phones alert everyone to the most powerful man in the world attacking you… for fulfilling his campaign promise to help victims!" Emotional damage counter: +10.

ALERT: System override: Immediate emergency summits scheduled for next week with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Context switch initiated.

+------------------------------------------+| WARNING: PRESIDENTIAL_FIREWALL_DISABLED  ||          Emotional output detected       ||          during festive period.          ||          Proceed with caution.           |+------------------------------------------+

### 3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Exception in thread "main" com.whitehouse.policy.messaging.TargetingMismatchException:
Failed to resolve appropriate Christmas target list. Expected "friends_and_allies_list",
found "enemies_and_one_republican_list".

at com.whitehouse.policy.messaging.ChristmasPostModule.composeMessage(ChristmasPostModule.java:124)

at com.whitehouse.policy.messaging.ChristmasPostModule.dispatchPost(ChristmasPostModule.java:89)

at com.whitehouse.PresidentialOS.scheduleEvent(PresidentialOS.java:301)

at com.whitehouse.PresidentialOS.run(PresidentialOS.java:17)

Caused by: java.lang.IllegalArgumentException:
Input parameter 'Massie' for 'Republican_Ally_Check' returned false.
Expected true for holiday cheer logic.

at com.whitehouse.policy.messaging.TargetingValidator.validateRecipient(TargetingValidator.java:45)

at com.whitehouse.policy.messaging.ChristmasPostModule.composeMessage(ChristmasPostModule.java:110)

DEBUG: Root cause identified as a recursive dependency on personal grievances during holiday payload generation.

Segmentation fault: Core dump initiated on Presidential_SocialMedia_Process.

### 4. Patch Notes

• - CRITICAL FIX: Implemented holiday filter to prevent unintended political attacks during seasonal messaging.
• - REVERT: Attempted a revert of the Massie-Epstein association. Status: FAILED. Public perception modules already updated.
• - ADDED: New feature `CrossParty_Snark_Module` enabled for Representative Massie, providing enhanced mockery capabilities.
• - WARNING: `Presidential_Twitter_Algorithm` remains unstable, showing heightened activity on days typically reserved for peace and goodwill.
• - DEBUG: Confirmed: User Massie has senseOfHumor property set to true, allowing for effective counter-messaging.
• - EMERGENCY HOTFIX: Two high-priority global conflict summits scheduled to distract from previous communication errors.