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[ARTICLE] [Thursday, December 18, 2025]

ERROR 404: Clinton Testimony Not Found. Initiating Contempt.exe

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SUMMARY

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[STATUS:PENDING] Oversight Committee issues ulti-datum on Clinton testimony regarding Epstein probe. Compliance window closing rapidly.

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DETAILS

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1. Command

$ npx news clinton-epstein-probe --verbose --debug-level=max

2. Output

STATUS: Initializing subpoena enforcement protocol...
INFO: House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer has reported significant delays.
INFO: Accusations include "delaying and obstructing efforts" to schedule testimony.

WARN: Target entities, Bill and Hillary Clinton, have not finalized deposition dates.
WARN: The designated deadline is next week or early January.

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!!! CRITICAL ALERT !!!
CONTEMPT_PROC_INITIATED
Witness compliance failed.
Escalating to legal action.
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ERROR: Failure to comply will result in contempt of Congress proceedings.
DEBUG: It seems the 'schedule a meeting' function is returning null or undefined for high-profile subjects. Classic.
DEBUG: Oversight Committee's patience stack is showing signs of buffer overflow.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Fatal error: Uncaught Exception: TestimonyNotFoundException: Required witness data is unavailable.
Stack trace:
#0 Committee.scheduleDeposition(protocol/congress-ops.js:105)
#1 WitnessHandler.requestAppearance(data/epstein-log.js:77)
#2 Clinton.respondToSubpoena(entity/person-object.js:230) <-- PROBLEM HERE
#3 main.executeProbe(core/system-call.js:12)
#4 [internal function]: {main process}
#5 {main process} called at [0]
Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic!

4. Patch Notes

  • Added: New contemptOfCongress flag, now set to true for non-compliant entities.
  • Updated: depositionSchedule.js with stricter deadlines; previous flexibility deprecated.
  • Removed: Implicit benefitOfDoubt parameter for high-profile witnesses from future committee protocols.
  • Fixed: Public perception bug where congressional requests were viewed as optional suggestions.
  • DEBUG: Committee is actively attempting to resolve the persistent witnessNotFound bug.
  • WARN: Expect increased CPU load on legal departments.
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