ERROR 403: FILMING_FEDERAL_AGENT_OPERATIONS_DENIED - POTENTIAL TERRORISM CHARGE
SUMMARY
DOJ advises 'domestic terrorism' charges for citizens filming immigration raids, contradicting First Amendment rights while DHS films its own operations. System overload detected.
DETAILS
1. Command
$ npx news doj-terror-filming-raids --verbose --debug-level=max
2. Output
INIT: Loading core modules... success.
INFO: U.S. Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino deployed to Chicago with federal agents and a production crew on December 16, 2025.
WARN: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson's office condemns Bovino's return and 'spectacle' filming of operations, citing indiscriminate arrests without warrants.
DEBUG: This isn't DHS's first cinematic rodeo; they've been using official Instagram and X for 'promotional' content of raids, apparently targeting the electorate.
ERROR: LEAKED MEMO DETECTED FROM JOURNALIST KEN KLIPPENSTEIN! Justice Department directive dated December 4 advises federal prosecutors to apply 'domestic terrorism' charges against individuals who 'dox' officers.
ALERT: The memo's definition of 'doxing' is vague, but implies publishing identifying details or filming law enforcement is a threat intended to 'silence opposing speech.'
INFO: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem previously defined 'violence' in July to include 'doxing them, it’s videotaping them where they’re at when they’re out on operations.'
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DIFF --git a/constitution/first_amendment.txt b/doj/policy/domestic_terrorism_guidelines.txt
--- a/constitution/first_amendment.txt
+++ b/doj/policy/domestic_terrorism_guidelines.txt
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
-Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press;
+Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, UNLESS said speech involves filming federal agents or identifying details, then it's 'domestic terrorism' if politically inconvenient.
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WARN: David Bier from the Cato Institute argues this broad definition weaponizes 'domestic terrorism' to intimidate observers of DHS activities.
DEBUG: The memo specifically targets 'Antifa-aligned extremists'—defined as holding 'extreme viewpoints' such as supporting 'mass migration and open borders.' Because constitutional rights are apparently conditional on one's political stance now.
CRITICAL ERROR: Constitutional free speech protections do not evaporate because the government dislikes an expression. This creates a dangerous precedent.
3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)
Exception in thread