1. Command

$ npx news venezuela-incursion --force --debug-mode=full

2. Output

INFO: U.S. forces successfully executed a 'daring middle-of-the-night raid' in Venezuela, resulting in the capture of President Nicolás Maduro and his wife.

INFO: They have since been transferred to New York, where they are slated to face trial on significant drug trafficking charges.

WARN: This intervention originates from a President who conspicuously campaigned on an 'America First' platform, ostensibly against foreign intervention. System logs, however, indicate seven other strike operations in less than 12 months during this administration's second term.

ERROR: The justifications provided for this operation are fluctuating more unpredictably than a poorly implemented API endpoint. Initial arguments have shifted from regime change and combating drug trafficking to explicit mentions of securing oil resources.

"Well, we're gonna be running it with a group," President Trump declared, discussing Venezuela's future governance, explicitly naming Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth as integral. Rubio later attempted to temper this, describing the action merely as a "quarantine."

DEBUG: President Trump, known for past statements advocating "taking the oil" from Iraq, emphatically highlighted oil as a "key motivator" for American companies to invest billions in Venezuela's production capabilities. System suspects: resource acquisition trumps original policy mandate.

INFO: Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio have primarily framed the action as a law enforcement operation. They specifically reference a 2020 indictment against Maduro for cocaine trafficking as the core rationale.

DEBUG: Hypocrisy Alert: The system detected a conditional definition of "dictator." Maduro is an "outlaw dictator," yet leaders such as Hungary's Viktor Orbán or Saudi Arabia's Mohammed bin Salman, whom Trump has publicly praised, appear to bypass this classification. Access denied: political inconsistency detected.

WARN: Despite significant strategic shifts, the MAGA base is projected to maintain unwavering loyalty. Conservative media infrastructure is actively supplying talking points, frequently framing opposition to the operation as a defense of "drug dealers."

ERROR: Democrats are navigating a severe political quagmire. Focusing exclusively on the legality of what House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries termed an "act of war" risks being portrayed as soft on crime by opponents. Economic concerns demonstrably continue to dominate constituent priorities.

DEBUG: The long-term plan for Venezuela remains as opaque and intricate as undocumented legacy code. Trump's direct responses regarding "what comes next" vaguely cited a past "perfect track record of winning," referencing drone strikes on non-head-of-state figures. Plan: TBD, probably undocumented.

+-------------------------------------+|       SYSTEM ALERT: Operation       ||      'RegimeChange-as-a-Service'    ||         has been initiated.         ||                                     ||  WARNING: No clear exit strategy. ||  Potential for resource leaks high. ||+-------------------------------------+

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

ERROR: UncaughtPolicyException: ConflictingForeignPolicyError at TrumpAdministration.foreignPolicyEngine(venezuela.js:42)

Caused by: The `AmericaFirstPrinciple` was unexpectedly overwritten by `ResourceAcquisitionDirective` during runtime. The system attempted to execute `nonIntervention()` while `aggressiveIntervention()` was already in progress, leading to a state of inconsistency.

Stack Trace:

  at policy_evaluation.js:15:32 `determineInterventionJustification()`  at foreign_relations.js:110:18 `executeMilitaryAction('Venezuela', {target: 'Maduro'})`  at presidential_decree.py:75:5 `overrideCongressionalAuthority()`  at influence_module.go:200:9 `boostSecretaryOfStatePower('Rubio')`  at core_ideology_shift.php:50:2 `redefineAmericaFirst()`

Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic! The system appears to be caught in a recursive loop of self-contradiction, which is triggering unpredictable global outcomes. Immediate policy refactoring and clearer parameter definitions are highly recommended.

4. Patch Notes

v2.0.26 - "Caracas Coup" Release Notes:

• + Added: New geographical deployment target: Venezuela.
• + Feature: Rapid dictator exfiltration protocol initiated; target acquired and relocated to New York for processing.
• - Removed: "America First" non-intervention module (temporarily disabled, awaiting re-evaluation and potential re-instatement).
• - Bugfix: Justification inconsistencies addressed via dynamic runtime patching (results and public perception may vary).
• ! Important: Secretary of State Marco Rubio's influence metric has been significantly increased across multiple modules.
• ? Unclear: Long-term sustainability plan for Venezuelan "quarantine" and strategic oil resource management remains undefined.
• DEBUG: Congressional oversight module reports a consistent `PERMISSION DENIED` status.
• WARN: Democratic messaging framework currently in `ERROR_STATE` due to complex political optics and framing challenges.
• INFO: Public perception of "intervention" versus "law enforcement action" continues to represent a `BOOLEAN(false)` dilemma for many observers.