1. Command

$ npx news whitehouse-ballroom --project-status --verbose --debug

2. Output

[SYSTEM_INIT] Initializing news_parser_v3.2.1...[SYSTEM_INFO] Query: 'whitehouse-ballroom'INFO: Parsing source::fox_news_watters_report (timestamp: Dec 20, 2025).INFO: Retrieved claim from Fox News host Jesse Watters.INFO: Watters recounts alleged conversation with President Donald Trump.INFO: Topic: Construction of new White House ballroom.WARN: President Trump allegedly stated ballroom is "a monument" to himself.WARN: Rationale provided: "because no one else will."ERROR: Detected SELF_AGGRANDIZEMENT_FLAG=TRUE. This flag is not standard.INFO: Ballroom size described as "four times the size of the White House."WARN: Project footprint: 90,000-square-foot on former East Wing site.ERROR: Initial cost estimates significantly exceeded.ERROR: Current reported cost: $400,000,000 USD.INFO: Funding confirmed as entirely from private donors, including presidential contribution.INFO: Federal judge ruling allowed construction to proceed (Dec 17).INFO: Expected completion: Summer 2028.DEBUG: Is this really how we're doing infrastructure now? Just, monuments?DEBUG: if (no_one_else_will) { build_self_monument(); } — questionable logic flow.DEBUG: Cost $400M for a ballroom? That's more like major_version_release money, not feature_branch.+-------------------------------------------------+|     _  _ ___  ___ _  _ ___  _ _____ ___  _     ||    | || | _ \| __| \| | _ \| |_   _| __|/_\    ||    | __ | _ <| _|| .` | _ <| | | | | _|| _ |   ||    |_||_|___/|___|_|\_|___/|_| |_| |___|_|_|   ||                                                 ||    ALERT: UNEXPECTED MONUMENT BUILD PROTOCOL    |+-------------------------------------------------

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Fatal Error: whitehouse.architectural_design.process() crashed.Stack Trace:    at main.js:153: (anonymous function) <BUILD_BALLROOM>        Reason: config.monument_to_self = TRUE was an unexpected boolean value in production.    at policy_enforcement.js:88: `validate_public_funds()`        Note: Bypassed due to funding_source = 'private' parameter.    at project_management.js:210: `estimate_cost(initial_estimate)`        Exception: CostOverrunException: $400,000,000.00 is not a valid 'ballroom' integer.    at user_interface.jsx:55: `render_ballroom_preview(size)`        Warning: Output size = 'four_times_whitehouse' exceeds standard display metrics. Scaling artifact detected.    at motivation_module.py:42: `get_build_motive()`        Result: "no one else will" - Critical dependency external_validation not found.Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic!

4. Patch Notes

• --- v2028.07 Ballroom Release Notes ---
• + Feature: New monument_to_self attribute for White House expansions.
• - Fixed: Lack of sufficiently large entertaining space. (Solution: just make it huge)
• - WARN: Project budget ($400M) now exceeds GDP of small nations. Monitor for economic_stability_warnings.
• - WARN: EgoOverflowError persists in motivation_module. No planned fix.
• - WARN: Public perception metrics (e.g.,

  Former Chief White House Historian Says Founding Fathers Would Be 'Disgusted'

  ) still showing negative sentiment. No mitigation strategy deployed.
• + Added: New private_funding_stream for controversial architectural endeavors.
• + Added: Judicial approval for unconventional_build_project.
• - DEBUG: Humanity's capacity for surprise remains surprisingly high.