1. Command

$ npx news tech-visa-lockdown --verbose --debug

2. Output

> Initializing NPXNews v1.2.7...

INFO: Detected high-priority advisory from major tech entities.

INFO: Apple and Google (APPLE_INC, GOOGLE_LLC) have issued critical warnings to their H-1B visa-holding employees.

WARN: Recommendation: "Avoid international travel at this time as you risk an extended stay outside of the U.S." (Source: Berry Appleman & Leiden, Fragomen memos).

ERROR: U.S. consulates and embassies are reporting significant, multi-month delays for visa appointments.

DEBUG: Root cause: Department of Homeland Security's new requirement for up to five years of social media history screening. Privacy advocates are not amused.

+-------------------------------------------------+ | CRITICAL SYSTEM ALERT: VISA_LOOP_DETECTED | | ----------------------------------------- | | Potential for infinite re-entry delay. | | Employees attempting egress may face: | | - STRANDED_STATUS | | - VISA_EXPIRATION_IN_ABSENTIA | | - LACK_OF_COFFEE_ACCESS | +-------------------------------------------------+

WARN: Earlier this year, the Trump administration announced a $100,000 fee for all new H-1B visas (Source: White House policy). Developers: prepare your corporate credit cards.

INFO: Hundreds of visa holders reportedly stuck in India; appointments postponed due to "national security" concerns (Source: The Washington Post).

DEBUG: Alphabet Workers' Union (AWU) campaigning for additional protections. Good luck debugging political firewalls.

ERROR: Losing employer sponsorship equals jeopardized legal status for H-1B holders during potential layoffs. Talk about a forced logout.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

FATAL_ERROR: IMMIGRATION_POLICY_EXCEPTION

Process terminated due to unhandled `GOVERNMENT_UNPREDICTABILITY_FAULT`.

at com.dhs.policy_enforcement.VisaVettingModule.processApplicant(VisaVettingModule.java:789)at gov.state.consulate.AppointmentScheduler.schedule(AppointmentScheduler.c:123)at com.apple.hr.TravelAdvisor.issueWarning(TravelAdvisor.js:42)at com.google.security.RiskAssessment.calculate(RiskAssessment.py:105)at org.humanity.Citizen.liveLife(Citizen.go:33)Caused by: gov.whitehouse.policy_change.FeeIncrease.apply(FeeIncrease.yml:1)Caused by: com.security.social_media_scrub.DeepDive.execute(DeepDive.sh:99)Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic! The system is rejecting valid inputs without clear error codes, leading to widespread application crashes. Expected a stable API, got a volatile microservice.

The entire immigration framework appears to have been refactored without adequate testing, causing a critical dependency chain breakdown. The travel() function now randomly throws an INTERNATIONAL_LOCKOUT_EXCEPTION.

4. Patch Notes

• - CRITICAL_REGRESSION: International travel for H-1B visa holders is now extremely high-risk.
• + FEATURE_ADDITION: New $100,000 fee on all H-1B visas. Monetization strategy remains unclear for end-users.
• * UPDATED: Social media history is now a core part of visa vetting. Consider cleaning up your commit history before applying.
• - BUG: Consulate appointment system experiencing "months-long delays." Root cause identified as HUMAN_INTERVENTION_OVERLOAD.
• ! ALERT: Risk of H-1B employees being stranded abroad has significantly increased.
• ? TODO: Implement robust error handling and clearer documentation for immigration processes. Current documentation is in a constantly changing .txt file on a forgotten server.