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[ARTICLE] [Sunday, January 4, 2026]

CRITICAL_ERROR 500: Venezuela.js - Maduro Caught, U.S. Takes Over

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SUMMARY

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Maduro apprehended, flown to U.S. for trial. Trump declares U.S. will 'run' Venezuela. International system reports critical stability warnings.

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DETAILS

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### 1. Command

$ npx news venezuela-coup maduro-capture --debug-level=max --force

### 2. Output

INFO: Initializing U.S. "Operation Bolivarian Freedom" in Venezuelan airspace. Targeted strikes reported ~2 AM local time. Civilian and military sites impacted (Source: Gen. Dan Caine, Venezuelan Defense Minister Vladimir Padrino López).

INFO: Target Nicolás Maduro apprehended by U.S. military forces in Caracas. Transport confirmed via USS Iwo Jima to Stewart Air National Guard Base, NY. Current status: en route to federal jail, Brooklyn (Source: White House, Attorney General Pam Bondi).

DEBUG:

+-------------------------------------+| TARGET STATUS: CAPTURED             || LOCATION: US JURISDICTION           || CHARGES: NARCO-TRAFFICKING, TERROR  |+-------------------------------------+

WARN: Attorney General Pam Bondi states Maduro and Cilia Flores indicted in Southern District of New York as "alleged international narco traffickers" (Source: Pam Bondi statement). Full wrath of American justice pending.

WARN: President Trump declared U.S. will "run" Venezuela. Vice President Delcy Rodríguez "sworn in" by Trump, but her whereabouts are unknown. Rodríguez asserts Maduro is still Venezuela's only president and vows defense of resources (Source: Trump, Rodríguez).

ERROR: Legality of U.S. actions questioned by Democratic Senators Tim Kaine and Andy Kim, citing lack of Congressional authorization (Source: Kaine, Kim). International law principles invoked by EU VP Kaja Kallas and UK PM Keir Starmer.

ERROR: Regional instability escalating: Colombia mobilizes troops to border. Cuba, Chile, Mexico express concern. Argentina's President Milei praises operation. Mixed global reception detected.

DEBUG: Input from former U.S. Ambassador Todd Robinson: "not sure there's going to be a power vacuum, because so many of his cronies apparently were left behind." Classic, leaving the legacy code behind.

"The Constitution is clear that the U.S. doesn't engage in military action or war without a vote of Congress except in cases of imminent self-defense." - Sen. Tim Kaine, D-Va.

INFO: Trump plans for U.S. oil companies to "fix the badly broken infrastructure" and profit, claiming "stolen" Venezuelan oil (Source: Trump). Maduro denies theft, points to nationalization in late 1990s. Claims U.S. aims for oil reserves.

ALERT: Presidential decision to run an entire sovereign nation without clear long-term plan detected. System stability: UNKNOWN.

### 3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

EXCEPTION: IllegalOperationException: Attempted to unilaterally execute regime change without proper international API calls or domestic authorization protocols.

    at geopolitical.stability.InternationalLaw.validate(line 42)    at executive.power.CommanderInChief.deployMilitary(line 1776)    at foreign.policy.VenezuelaModule.processIncursion(line 2026)    at main.App.run(line 5)    Caused by: ViolationOfSovereigntyError: Nation state boundaries not respected.    Caused by: MissingCongressionalApprovalError: Required legislative gate not passed.    Caused by: UnresolvedDependenciesWarning: Leadership vacuum and regional instability detected post-op.    Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic!

The system attempted a hard reset on a complex legacy system (Venezuela) without proper dependency checks or fallback mechanisms. The InternationalLaw module returned an IllegalOperationException, as expected. Furthermore, critical authorization from the CongressAuth service was explicitly bypassed, leading to a cascading failure across multiple ForeignRelations components. Expect high CPU usage in DiplomacyProcessor and potential RegionalStability crashes.

### 4. Patch Notes

  • + Added: U.S. control over Venezuelan state apparatus, pending "proper transition."
  • - Removed: Nicolás Maduro from Venezuelan presidency, effective upon capture.
  • * Updated: Venezuelan oil reserves status to "U.S. operational territory."
  • ! Critical Bug: Unilateral military action without Congressional approval; introduces ConstitutionalViolation vulnerability.
  • ! Warning: Regional stability index downgraded due to troop movements and diplomatic condemnations.
  • ? Unknown: Long-term leadership for Venezuela; existing cronies and exiles are in a race condition.
  • DEBUG: Humans continue to debate "international law" vs. "get things done" binary logic.
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