1. Command

$ npx news epstein-files congress-adjourns --force-quit --log-level=debug

2. Output

INFO: Initializing news fetch for 'epstein-files'...
INFO: <module> congress.session.status: 'ACTIVE'
DEBUG: Processing legislative calendar for week...
WARN: Detected unusual scheduling anomaly for session 'FRIDAY_NOVEMBER_14'
ERROR: Speaker.Johnson.action: "SEND_CONGRESS_HOME" initiated. Status: COMPLETED. (Source: Congressional Record)

> SYSTEM ALERT: IMMEDIATE ADJOURNMENT DETECTED
> Reason: Unspecified. 
> Coincidence? Probability index 'HIGH'.
DEBUG: Congressional session for Friday has been <del>cancelled</del> <ins>adjourned</ins> prior to scheduled <strong>Department of Justice (DOJ) Epstein file release</strong>.
INFO: Confirmation: U.S. House <em>will not be in session</em> on Friday, November 14th.
"House Republicans just suddenly canceled Congressional session Friday and are sending everyone home Thursday evening." - Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on X.
WARN: Previous file releases included <u>high-profile individuals</u> (e.g., Bill Clinton, President Trump, Bill Gates). Current release content: 'UNKNOWN'.
DEBUG: "If Johnson has his way, it might not happen at all." - <em>Speculative Module Engaged</em>.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Error: system.politics.integrity.AdjournmentError: Unexpected session termination.
    at parliament.session.terminate(reason='suspicious timing', timing='PRE_EPSTEIN_DROP')
    at speaker.decision.execute(action='send_home', target='congress')
    at justice.department.release_data(schedule='friday', content='sensitive')
Caused by: integrity.check.failed at /src/government/governance.js:404:NOT_FOUND

Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic!

4. Patch Notes

• - <strong>Fixed:</strong> Immediate need for Congressional members to publicly address new Epstein file revelations. <em>(Status: Postponed)</em>
• - <u><strong>Added:</strong> </u>New module 'PublicSuspicion.js' activated, showing 99% usage spike.
• - <strong>Removed:</strong> Friday's legislative oversight for critical data disclosure.
• - <em><u>WARN:</u></em> Core transparency functionality currently experiencing 'feature creep' into 'convenience' category.
• - <strong>DEBUG:</strong> Human 'outrage' metrics are spiking. Recommend rebooting for optimal performance.
• - <em>INFO:</em> System continues operating under assumption of good faith, despite evidence suggesting otherwise.