config_history.yml: update_failed: --force-opinions flag active
SUMMARY
CRITICAL_WARNING: Presidential history config modified with non-standard, highly biased parameters. Expect runtime errors and parsing issues.
DETAILS
1. Command
$ npx news whitehouse --config-force-push --verbose
2. Output
INFO: Initializing historical data patch...
WARN: Detected non-standard commit message for branch "presidential-legacy-main".
DEBUG: Commit message: "Rebased history to align with current political optics. YOLO."
INFO: White House "Presidential Walk of Fame" metadata update initiated.
INFO: New plaques installed under presidential portraits along the colonnade.
ERROR: Data integrity violation: Field 'description' for object 'President Biden' contains value 'the worst President in American History'. Expected: 'neutral_historical_fact'. Received: 'opinionated_political_statement'.
WARN: Object 'President Obama': description includes "one of the most divisive political figures".
DEBUG: System notes that Obama's "Unaffordable" Care Act is cited as leading to his party's congressional losses. Interesting causality there, system.
INFO: Object 'President Clinton': legislative successes attributed to "Republicans in Congress".
DEBUG: Also, a dig about Hillary Clinton losing in 2016. Subtle.
INFO: Object 'President Reagan': Status: "was a fan" of President Trump. High approval.
INFO: Object 'President Nixon': Praise for "greatest political comebacks" and "largest popular vote victory".
DEBUG: This system definitely has its favorites, like a biased README file.
WARN: Object 'President Biden's portrait' replaced with 'photo of autopen'.
ERROR: CRITICAL_SECURITY_ALERT: History.dll potentially compromised. Non-standard revision detected.
INFO: Current administration reportedly using White House prominence to "troll" opponents. This seems to be the latest method.
3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/usr/local/whitehouse/history_parser.py", line 42, in <module>
history_object.validate_neutrality(description_string)
File "/usr/local/whitehouse/history_object_model.py", line 118, in validate_neutrality
raise ContentBiasException("Description exceeds acceptable opinionated threshold.")
ContentBiasException: Attempted to force-push subjective political commentary into objective historical records.
Segmentation fault? Unexpected behavior? Panic!
DEBUG: It appears the historical records were treated less like immutable constants and more like a personal blog.
4. Patch Notes
- Added: Highly subjective, politically aligned descriptions to presidential plaques.- Removed: Neutrality and objective historical context from official White House displays.- Updated: Former President Biden's official portrait to an autopen photo, citing election claims.- Fixed: Lack of current administration's opinions on past presidents, now permanently enshrined.- WARN: Potential for future historical revision conflicts. Version control is a mess.- DEBUG: User experience for future historians severely degraded.