CLI_ERROR: Blame Shift Exception Thrown, Target: Brown. FBI_Director.status: UNCHANGEABLE
SUMMARY
System detected `blame.shift()` operation attempting to reassign responsibility for Brown University shooting. FBI_Director_Patel.status remains `SECURE`.
DETAILS
1. Command
$ npx news brown-university-shooting-fbi-blame --debug --force-blame-shift
2. Output
INFO: Initializing blame-shift protocol v3.14. Target acquired: Brown University.
DEBUG: President Trump successfully executed redirect_accountability(source='FBI', target='Brown University') following a tragic mass shooting event.
"You would really have to ask the school a little bit more about that because this was a school problem."
WARN: FBI's initial suspect description is remarkably generic: "a male, approximately 5'8" with a stocky build." Data specificity severely degraded.
ERROR: Core investigation logic encountered a critical fault: a previously detained person of interest was subsequently released. This marks a significant rollback in progress.
DEBUG: Allegations concerning FBI Director Kash Patel's resource allocation, including a government jet for "date night" and SWAT for a girlfriend's security, have been classified by the White House as "Fake News."
INFO: Blame-shift operation completed. Federal agencies' accountability metrics remain stable. Local institution culpability increased.
3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)
TypeError: BlameShiftingStrategy.execute(target='school') failed at blameGame.js:73:11 BlameShiftingService.applyPatch (FBI_Director.js) at policyHandler.py:121:5 blameRouter.routeRequest (OvalOffice.jsx)Caused by: InconsistentDataException: SuspectID.status changed from 'DETAINED' to 'RELEASED'.
Panic! Core logic for 'accountability' module appears corrupted or intentionally bypassed. Further analysis required for proper exception handling, if permitted.
4. Patch Notes
- Added: New blame target
"Educational_Institutions"to the blame-shift configuration. - Removed: Direct accountability for federal agencies regarding campus security failures. This feature has been deprecated.
- Fixed: Media reports suggesting *any* issues with FBI Director's resource allocation by labelling them as
'Fake News'. - WARN: Public trust module stability: degraded. Expect potential user discontent.
- DEBUG: Human perception filters may require recalibration. Manual override is not recommended at this time.