1. Command

$ npx news florida-snowbirds --impact --verbose

2. Output

INFO: Canadian "snowbirds" (seasonal travelers) are actively abstaining from their traditional Florida winter trips.

This decision is primarily driven by U.S. economic policies and heightened political rhetoric (Source: Newsweek).

INFO: Ontario Premier Doug Ford has personally confirmed his boycott of Florida.

He further noted a widespread participation among other Canadians in this "snowbird" boycott, impacting the state's economy.

WARN: Florida's state tourism board data indicates a significant economic downturn.

Canadian visitor numbers plummeted 20 percent year-over-year in the three months ending June 30, following a 17 percent decline in the first quarter (Source: Florida's state tourism board).

ERROR: Premier Ford asserted that "President Trump has the lowest approval rating of any president in their first year in, God knows, probably a hundred years."

This statement, while impactful, lacked specific verifiable data within the article snippet to independently confirm the exact magnitude of this claim (Source: Newsweek).

DEBUG: It appears the '51st state' feature, repeatedly referenced by President Trump, was an undocumented breaking change.

This has led to highly unexpected behavior in critical neighborly relations and seems to be causing widespread System.BadConfigException errors.

INFO: The 'organic boycott' is not isolated to Florida; it is broadly impacting American businesses.

States along the U.S.-Canada border are also seeing declines, with passenger vehicles crossing down by nearly 20 percent from January to October 2025 compared to 2024 (Source: U.S. Customs & Border Protection, JEC-Minority report).

WARN: Real estate agent Niall Phelan, operating on the West Coast of Florida, reported a significant market shift.

Canadians, who typically comprise 15-20% of his buyers, are now putting their homes up for sale, leading to a "significant loss in the purchasing market" (Source: Newsweek).

ERROR: A B&B owner, quoted in the JEC report, emphasized the deeper issue at hand.

"It’s not just the tariffs. It’s not something that will be solved as soon as we conclude trade negotiations. This is long-lasting damage to a relationship and emotional damage takes time to heal." This suggests a System.RelationshipCorruptedException is in effect.

DEBUG: Current international relationship status: 'It's complicated, awaiting manual intervention.'

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Stack trace:  at <anonymous>.Canada.Travel.DecideDestination(U.S.Policies policy, GlobalSentiment sentiment)  at <anonymous>.Florida.Economy.CalculateTouristRevenue(VisitorData data)  at <anonymous>.Trump.ApprovalRating.Update(PublicPerception perception)  at <anonymous>.RelationshipManager.ProcessForeignPolicy(string rhetoric)Caused by:  System.BadConfigException: '51st state' flag set to TRUE without proper consent.  System.ArgumentOutOfRangeException: Approval ratings fell below expected thresholds.  System.NullReferenceException: Expected 'snowbird' migration, but received null input.  Segmentation fault: Unexpected political behavior in core relations module.

4. Patch Notes

• Fixed: Canadian winter blues are now resolved via alternative international destinations (e.g., Mexico, Costa Rica, warmer European countries). This appears to be a feature for Canadian travelers, not a bug.
• Adjusted: Florida tourism revenue projections have been downgraded by approximately 20%. Consideration for EconomicStimulus.init() is advised.
• Removed: Implicit trust in cross-border relations. Manual verifyRelationship() checks are now universally required.
• Added: A new NiagaraFalls.WorldClassDestination() feature has been unveiled on the Ontario side, promoting domestic tourism.
• WARN: User DougFord is currently refusing to apologize() to PresidentTrump after a high-severity clash() event. This political diff remains unmerged.
• DEBUG: Human behavioral patterns continue to introduce significant unpredictability into international trade and diplomatic negotiations. Expect further unhandledExceptions.