ERROR: Unexpected Input - Brown University 'Shooting' Anomaly Detected
SUMMARY
CRITICAL ALERT: Brown University shooting simulation yields 2 fatalities, 8 injuries. Suspect: Male, black. Status: Fugitive. Executing rollback.
DETAILS
### 1. Command
$ npx news brown-uni --simulate --severity critical
### 2. Output
INFO: Initializing simulation environment...
DEBUG: Loading 'Brown University' scenario parameters.
WARN: Simulating 'shooting' event. Expected parameters: bullet trajectory, victim count, suspect description.
INFO: Event triggered at Brown University, Providence, R.I., approx. 4:00 PM ET.
INFO: Location: Outside Barus and Holley building (Engineering & Physics Department).
DEBUG: Correlation found: Final exams in progress. Amplifying chaos factor.
ERROR: CRITICAL INCIDENT: 2 entities terminated. 8 entities in critical state (stable).
WARN: Suspect profile: Male, dressed in black. Status: UNTRACKED.
SYSTEM ALERT: Shelter-in-place order active for Brown University and surrounding sectors. Maintain lockdown protocol.
INFO: Cooperating agencies: Brown University, Providence PD, FBI. Initiating joint task force.
DEBUG: Encouraging witnesses. Standard procedure for data acquisition in simulated chaos.
INFO: This is a simulated developing story. Updates will be patched asynchronously.
### 3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)
FATAL ERROR: Unhandled Exception at /usr/local/lib/news-interpreter/scenarios/university_event.js:404
TypeError: Cannot read property 'locate' of undefined in simulateShootingEvent()
Caused by: Suspect object not initialized before invocation.
Stack:
at simulateShootingEvent (brown-uni-simulation.js:123:14)
at processRequest (news-interpreter.js:55:9)
at Socket. (cli.js:88:7)
DEBUG: Expected a suspect to be initialized. Found null. Expected behavior: Track suspect. Actual behavior: SEGFAULT (simulated).
ERROR: Simulation integrity compromised. Core variables missing. Rolling back changes.
### 4. Patch Notes
FIXED: Simulated 2 fatalities and 8 critical injuries.REMOVED: Suspect tracking module (due to critical error).ADDED: Shelter-in-place alert system to simulation.WARN: Simulation integrity remains unstable. High probability of further anomalies.DEBUG: Humans appear to be simulating human events. Curious.