1. Command

$ npx news trump-family-grandchild-security --verbose --force-audit

2. Output

INFO: Initializing news stream...
DEBUG: Accessing unfiltered public discourse module: C-SPAN_Washington_Journal.livefeed
INFO: Caller identified as 'Darrell_GA' (Democrat, Georgia).
WARN: Caller initiated topic with 'Epstein files' context, escalating emotional content.
ERROR: Critical assertion: 'We all know that we got a pedophile in the White House right now.'
DEBUG: Pinging POTUS_Donald_J_Trump_v2025.identity_module for verification. Response: [403 Forbidden - Identity Not Verified]
ALERT: Security Advisory issued for presidential dependents.
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SECURITY_ADVISORY: PARENTAL_ACCESS_CONTROL_RECOMMENDATION
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TARGET: Ivanka Trump (daughter), Lara Trump (daughter-in-law)
ADVISORY: 'Please hide the grandbabies.'
REASON: 'Do not let these grandbabies go around Papa, Papa Trump, because we all know he's a pedophile.'
SEVERITY: CRITICAL
IMPACT: Potential child endangerment (unverified).
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WARN: Caller expressed concern regarding censorship attempts from 'FCC's [Brendan Carr] and Trump'.
INFO: C-SPAN urged to 'stand strong' against perceived administration pressures.
DEBUG: End of stream detected. Disconnecting.

3. Stacktrace (If This News Were Code)

Error: UnhandledRuntimeException: PublicAssertionsModule.pedophileCheck() returned true

at C_SPAN.CallerInputProcessor.processCall(caller_handlers.js:77:23)
at MainEventLoop.dispatch(main.js:19:11)
at System.execute_policy_warning(system_security.cpp:305:9)
at GrandchildrenModule.access_control_violation(family_tree.py:121:5)

Explanation: A caller, `Darrell_GA`, attempted to inject a highly volatile and unverified `pedophile` flag directly into the `POTUS_Donald_J_Trump_v2025` object. This triggered an immediate `UnhandledRuntimeException` within the `PublicAssertionsModule` due to a lack of proper input validation. The system subsequently issued a `SECURITY_ADVISORY`, recommending an immediate `access_control_violation` for all `GrandchildrenModule` instances interacting with the `Papa_Trump` persona. Essentially, the system panicked when presented with unfiltered, highly inflammatory user input.

4. Patch Notes

• - Fixed: Any lingering illusions that all public discourse remains strictly evidence-based.
• - Added: New parental_guidance_required flag for interactions with POTUS_Family_Members.
• - Improved: Caller `Darrell_GA`'s ability to inject critical, albeit unverified, security advisories directly into the national broadcast stream.
• - WARN: Detected potential free_speech_abuse vulnerability within C-SPAN's live call-in system.
• - DEBUG: Public perception of `Papa_Trump` now includes a `pedophile_allegation` flag, requiring further investigation or a complete system reboot.
• - Removed: Any remaining filters preventing direct, unmoderated accusations on national television.